Hitman Moments In Real Life

Non-Lethal Melee

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Oh no worries, all fine, it was a minor surgery barely worth the name but the patch they gave me right after was cool (and was removed after 30 minutes already, just had to keep pressure on it for a bit)

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Coincidence? I don’t think so.

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Found yesterday at my local supermarket. A 80 cl bottle for 5,90 €…

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Seems like they’re trying to call the Maelstrom over at the Vatican.

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Here you can see Agent Swan, disguised as future president of Czech Republic VƔclav Klaus, on unspecified mission in Prague.

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TIL where the name of the Jaeger 7 Tuatara rifle comes from: a reptile found in New Zealand.

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What a cutie :heart_eyes:

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Looks like a half-way stage between an iguana and a crocodile. I shall name him: Godzilla. Always wanted a pet reptile that I could name Godzilla. Unless it was a snake, in which case I would name it Voldemort or Nagini, depending on its sex.

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SPOTTED… https://www.reddit.com/r/DamnThatsFascinating/comments/1kk29gw/arsonist_in_a_gas_station_insane/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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Might seem like a stretch but it did hit me immediately when I passed by the scene, so figured I’d make a mini game out of it.

Anyone see what I’m seeing?

Hint: Hitman 2: Silent Assassin.

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Is it Kirov Park Meeting?

I’ll guess invitation to a party but that’s bc I saw the fancy building on the far right first.

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Don’t know. But with the river, hill, grass, and trees… Beldingford Manor, where you start the mission comes to mind, but that’s not H2:SA. :confused:

Well, the rain would place that more appropriately in Contracts, so maybe that could work.

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You win!
The guy under the umbrella was having a smoke break, and while you can not see it clearly, from the attire it was clear he was working in the restaurant business.
Seeing him there, completely isolated, in bad weather conditions (not cold enough for snow, granted), close to the water and in a historical-archeological imposing environment, I couldn’t help but think of the waiter standing near the speedboat exit/entrance in Invitation to a Party.
The picture doesn’t do it justice and possibly a stretch, but I’m glad someone guessed it :smiley:

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This somehow showed up in my Facebook-Feed…

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I would be worried about what djsojus is buying online…

Also at this exact time:

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Not sure where else to put this…
My tv sometimes needs a second when I go between tv mode and art mode, and when that happens it puts up a random photo from the internet as the screen saver. Look what it was last night!

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https://www.reddit.com/r/HiTMAN/comments/1linkh6/accidental_suitcase_kill/

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Am watching a video about the last Matrix movie and when discussing how in the story of the movie the Matrix was a video game (at 22:38), the host jokes about playing Hitman for three days straight.

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