Your prompt:
Marcus: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Carl: You’re a hazard to society.
Alexa: And a coward. DO TWENTY.Your prompt:
Marcus: Carl, keep an eye on Alexa today. She’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Carl: Sure, I’d love to see Alexa get punched.
Marcus: Try again.
Carl, sighing: I will stop Alexa from getting punched.Your prompt:
Alexa: We need to get through this locked door. Marcus, give me your credit card.
Marcus: Here.
Alexa, pocketing it: Thanks. Carl, kick down the door.Your prompt:
Alexa: Carl and I are having a baby.
Marcus: That’s gre-
Alexa, slamming adoption papers on the table: It’s you, sign here.Your prompt:
Alexa, holding a python: Guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Marcus: You did WHAT–
Carl: William Snakepeare.Your prompt:
Alexa: What did you do with Carl’s body?
Marcus: What didn’t I do with the body?
Alexa:
Marcus: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.Your prompt:
Vidal: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.Your prompt:
Diana: I can explain.
Vidal: Can you?
Diana: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.Your prompt:
Diana: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! … And this knife I found.Your prompt:
Yates: So are we flirting right now?
Diana: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU!
Yates: That doesn’t answer my question.
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