Hitman Side Characters

Oh wow… did they change it recently? Because I swear I remember it actually saying “Hippie” in the past. Strange. Regardless thank you for sharing that.

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I was super bummed The Kashmirian wasn’t the assassin Carl Ingram hired in Dubai… instead we get The Diet Kashmirian
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Don’t forget about YURISHKA, the most important side character of all time and 47’s closest ally by far. He will never have to see another pot of Borscht as long as he lives. He also knows they are using Submarine as lab. What a guy.

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Patrick Carlise might be biggest piece of shit in whole H3. That annoyed voice, way he scolds you when you meet him in person as mansion staff, his treatment of women… I’m just really happy when I can dunk his head into toilet. I initially thought he’s just a bit annoying brat, but seriously, fuck Patrick.

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Definitely a future Tory MP too

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Either way both turned out to be dilettantes