Movies You’ve Only Just Watched

I am not sure if we’ll see any new Avengers movie any time soon,but there are other very exciting projects until we get there like Spider-Man:No Way Home(if you’ve heard the rumors and if you know the mid-credits scene from Spider-Man:Far from home) or Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.

All of the TV shows are really good so far in my opinion(especially Wandavision and Loki which are very different from the usual MCU formula) and they are definitely worth watching.You should actually start catching up because things started to become really exciting with Loki. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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I dont get this whole MCU craze at all, and i think almost every Super Hero is godawful except Batman and Spiderman.
Also why is everyone gushing about this cinematic universe, its nothing new, Universal had a cinematic universe back in the 1930s with their Monster Movies and Tohos Godzilla Series is also a cinematic universe :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Because it’s good :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Better than Godzilla? I don’t think so :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Here’s a video that explains a part of why a lot of people like the MCU:

TL;DR: Great, consistent characters with satisfying character arcs.

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Gonna need you to mark your sarcasm with emojis there son

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Not a just watched sort of thing but here is a nice essay on Tokyo 64 perhaps the only good Olympics film.

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I saw black widow in theaters today. Man was it weird being in a movie theater after watching movies on streaming services for the past year and a half. and man was black widow not the grand return to cinema i’d hoped for. before i delve into spoiler territory i’d say that this movie is 5/10. some fun action, decent cgi and decent acting (though i felt like scarjo was phoning it in) shame that it had a great beginning but a mediocre middle and end. now for spoilers:

Black Widow takes place a few weeks after civil war and tells the story of natasha dismantling the institute where she was made to be a black widow. This story introduces several new characters in the form of natashas fake family that you meet in the flashback in the beginning.

like i said in my short intro, i found the beginning (flashback in ohio till taskmasters first fight on the bridge in norway) the best part of the movie. The reason for this is because the movie sets up a lot of interesting stuff and starts of with the best action in the movie imo. the encounter with shield in ohio is some pretty good old blockbuster stuff without the usual superpowers and space thingamajigs of the mcu. the encounter with taskmaster on the bridge is also the best portrayal of the character youll get in this movie. theres also a minor action scene with new character yelena but its so small i dont really count it, its more to set up that the redroom still exists and to set up the anti-mind control serum.

when natasha meets her younger fake sister yelena in budapest after finding out who sent the vials to her in norway the movie starts to go down hill. from what ive seen on the interwebs, people really like this new character. and though she had some great scenes she often felt monotone while also being a comedic relief to natasha, which hurts the movie as after budapest and natasha still finding out the redroom exists they go to break their fake father (alexei, the red guardian) out of prison as he might know the location fo the red room.

and now that ive mentioned the red guardian i want to have a little rant about the wasted potential of some characters in black widow. both the red guardian and taskmaster are painfully underutilized.and though taskmaster still has 2 good action scenes to be in, alexei doesnt get that same luxury. as hes often pushed aside as another comedic relief, something this movie didn’t really need. the main villain, dreykov is also underdeveloped and thusly is non-threatening. the plot twist that taskmaster was his daughter who natasha blew up in budapest years ago thinking she blew up dreykov is stupid. taskmaster in general is wasted. an iconic comic book villain gets sidelined and is used as an action scene mcguffin. all his unique personality from the comics is gone and hes painfully nerfed. though in the context of this movie i should probably use female pronouns. rant over

after a pretty long prison break scene with unnecessary avalanche to arbitrarily raise the stakes they find out that alexei has no fucking clue where the red room is. but he does know that their fake mother melina knows where it is.

now weve reached the endgame of the movie. aka the worst part. them all meeting and yelenas emotional moment at the table are great but after another bad twist where it looks like melina has betrayed them its revealed that actually know melina and natasha switched places using holographic masks. the rest of the finale is some exposition on taskmaster, the widow program and red guardians feelings. the other parts are a cacophony of explosions and bad action. ending in a somewhat satisfying ending that leads nicely into infinity war.

all in all i feel like this movie wouldve been better if it had cut a lot of the fat in some scenes and if it had another fight villain then taskmaster, maybe another super enhanced widow. as the legacy of taskmaster is stained by this lacking mcu debut. furthermore i feel like red guardians presence wasnt entirely necessary and that dreykov felt like the worst mcu villain so far. i liked the themes of family isnt only those from blood, but those themes werent very well enforced and were very basic. maybe go watch it if you like the mcu and scarjo but i wouldnt heavily recommend it.

so ends my long and rambly review of bw, if youve seen it tell me what you thought of it.

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I finally saw Pixar’s Onward, and it was a very enjoyable and surprising film.

The story follows Ian, a young Elf, (one of two brothers) who after finding he has magic wizardly powers, attempts to revive his late father for a one-day revival spell. It goes wrong, of course, and the duo must set out on a mighty quest to find another Phoenix Gem needed to complete it.

This movie and it’s unique turns in the story really impressed me.

First of all, the setting being this modernized fantasy world was pretty cool. They managed to get some nice imagery and amusing references to the standard fantasy tropes of the various creatures in great ways. Unicorns are feral creatures who live off trash, centaurs have grown soft due to vehicles, as have pixies. And there’s a pretty big variety of fantasy creatures throughout.
The pairing of the two heroes – young Ian and Barley (played pretty well by Tom Holland and Chris Pratt) – actually has a relationship that doesn’t have much animosity between the two. It’s a very supportive brotherhood – especially from Barley, the older brother.

The most impressive bit is that the movie doesn’t fall into the common (and highly telegraphed) Jealousy trope. Not once does Barley get jealous of Ian’s magic ability, nor is it used to kick off a series of unfortunate hijinks or be the crux of the story. It was really refreshing to see.

The climax of the film takes an interesting twist, and the signature “Pixar is powered by your tears” moment is stand-out surprising as well.

So basically, as the lesson the main character learns in the film, is that he always wanted to spend time with his dad who he never got to see – but he realizes that Barley, his older brother, has been the one who has taught him and gave him such a happy life. Teaching him to ride a bike, drive a car on their quest, and just have fun together. So when the time comes that he has to choose between being there when his dad gets revived or not, he doesn’t stay!
I found that unique angle to the story really interesting, and definitely got me to shed a few tears.

There’s also a moment a few scenes before that, that touches upon loved ones being sick/in the hospital, and how that affects a child. The scene in question is where Barley regrets that he never saw his dad at the hospital one last time, because in all the machines he was hooked up to – and his sickness – it made him scared, and he wouldn’t enter the room. That was pretty heartbreaking and also a thought-provoking element to include in the film.

My favourite detail of the film has to be where the title is derived from (I guess).
Barley is driving the van at one point, and – being the huge fantasy fan and casual role-player that he is – says to put the car into the gear “Onward”, and you see the “D” in ‘Drive’ has been taped over with an “O” for ‘Onward’, because of course that’s the type of thing he’d do. Makes every journey in his van an adventure.
Eh, I thought that was a cute touch to one of the characters.

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Dungeons & Dragons (2000).

Whenever people ask about “guilty pleasures” I usually say I don’t have any, but this is definitely the best candidate.
The production of the movie (set design, makeup, costumes. CGI) makes it look like a cheap TV-show, most of the acting is really bad, and even the rare good actors like Jeremy Irons just chews the scenery to such an extent that I just want to laugh.

I still think there’s a love for this that shines through (If I remember correctly this was a passion project for the director). For all of its badness I still enjoy it. It feels like it manages to capture a lot of the stuff I enjoyed about old 80s scifi/fantasy. (and if it was made in the 80s the production value would be a lot more acceptable :slight_smile: )

The one thing about this movie that is just genuinly good though, is the score by Justin Caine Burnett. It has a really classic orchestral advenure sound.

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Today I finally saw Godzilla vs Kong, quite entertaining Movie, i liked it.

Godzilla is always great to watch and Kong is always a fucking stinking Monkey, but i was surprised by the new Mechagodzilla - he looks fucking rad and had a nice little callback to Kiryu, alias the third Mechagodzilla from the Millennium Era.

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Hmmmmm monke

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Slightly off topic but…

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I just saw the new suicide squad written and directed by james gunn.

I thought this was gonna be a dc gotg but it wasn’t luckily. Great characters, excellent action, decent comedy and a good story. Massive improvement over the drab first one.

My only complaints lie with some of the jokes not hitting their mark and that some of the gore is a bit too excessive.

Overall a fantastic movie that i don’t wanna spoil, since its way more fun to watch if you go in blind.

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Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Where do I start?

  • This is the most Tim Burton movie to ever exist. All about death, has dreary, dark-clothed characters, a trippy set-design, crazy, zany stop-motion special effects, and a wild story of a deceased couple trying to scare this aloof family out of their house through increasingly convoluted ways. Also Saturn is in the afterlife or something.
  • A bit confused as to how this movie attained iconic, or nostalgic cult-hit status. Especially that of Beetlejuice’s character. He’s a horny, sexually-molesting demon (constantly getting up in the female protagonist’s space), shown numerous times in his first scene on-camera. Did this pass as comedy in the 1980s?
  • It’s got some great performances by Catherine O’Hara, and yeah, Michael Keaton does steal it as Beetlejuice, plus there’s some impressive practical effects, masks, prosthetics throughout.
  • Honestly though it makes me want to watch the Broadway musical. I’ve seen a few clips, and it seems they mess with the story a lot more there. Hopefully they also smooth it out and remove some of the problematic elements.
  • Somehow Beetlejuice only appears halfway through the 1h30m film, and basically only has 20 minutes of screen time. Not sure if I would have wanted more, but I definitely expected more, with how iconic his character is in relation to the film’s history.
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Yes and then some.

I recommend Ed Wood if you haven’t seen it already.

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i take it you remain blissfully unaware of revenge of the nerds and porky’s?

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I’ve heard of the former, never of the latter.

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Ironically Old is an adaptation of a graphic novel.

This might as well be the slogan for his filmography.

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