Murder Mystery Game 🔍 2.0

[KuroCrystal]

@plover

May I suggest that Mr. Rivers (@Nazareth) possibly step up for the chess challenge and Mr. Allen (@YellowZR1) for the supercars? From what I’m hearing, we need five keys to open the box and you two seem very knowledgeable on these subjects.

Suppose I could nominate for them as well, we need to take as many opportunities as we can.

[linux_penguin]

@plover

I trust Mr. Waddle, who is actually a ‘Roulette Rival’ Champion who came in 5th place, will do excellent in a Hitman 3 Contract.

Forgetting about me? I got 5th on console! (If I can count. Ducker, Speedster, our very own ILikeHitman and JoetheBabyGrabber)
Anyway, assuming it hasn’t been claimed already (this comment must have sent me into a fit of rage and made me reply instantly) I’ll take the geography challenge as its the only remaining challenge I’m even slightly good at, thanks Mr Waddle
I can’t believe this person used the wrong form of your/you’re. I guess they were too busy playing video games as a child to care about school.

[linux_penguin]

@SilentWraith

among us

I can’t seem to quote this into the other post because I don’t know how hmf on my phone works, but this killer appears to be sus!
No. I will not stop making this joke. If/when I die, I will continue making this joke from beyond the grave.

[Heepo]

Hmph. If I meet my demise next, you know who to vote.

[linux_penguin]

What?
20notentirelusurewhyIwouldwanttokillyouoverahitmancontract…ohyeahenvybecausepeoplecaremoreaboutyou.Thisisalltoknockthepostupto20charsbytheway

[plover]

@linux_penguin

Forgetting about me? I got 5th on console!

Sincerest apologies.

I’ll take the liberty of nominating you for the geography challenge. You’ll be great.

@linux_penguin

If/when I die, I will continue making this joke from beyond the grave.

If you happen to be the next victim, I will gladly make these jokes for you. If you get killed. You could be the sussy imposter amogus… (out of character, please don’t kill me)

[Heepo]

If he dies he will haunt us every time the words “among us” are used

[SilentWraith]

@Silvereyes

So how should I do the Russian Roulette?

I’ll invite you to a PM and spin the wheel for you, I promises it’ll be fair

@Nazareth

Just play a chess match online

It would probably be easier if I sent you a link to lichess, and we can play in real time

Do also be warned that the killer will continue to kill, so nobody is safe here…

[TheChicken]

Setting this thread to ‘Watching’… I take a break for a day and there’s 22 new comments and a whole new murder challenge to beat! Good heavens.

I’d also say that @KuroCrystal Mr. Crumbleton is a clear fit for the Firearms challenge.
As is Webster for the cars challenge.
As is Darrius for the chess challenge, too.

For myself, I’m familiar with the game of Blackjack, and I suppose I could also contend with the Mathematics question, though Math isn’t quite my specialty.
(Or, maybe the geography challenge is where I should go… archeology and all… but seriously, you don’t want me doing that. IRL I suck at geography)

[Nazareth]

@SilentWraith

It would probably be easier if I sent you a link to lichess, and we can play in real time

Okay, just name a time and place.

How’s everyone else doing with the other challenges?

[SilentWraith]

I can see its nearly 3pm Chicago time, its 9pm across the pond!

If you’re available in the next 3 hours, we can squeeze it in today

[Nazareth]

Unfortunately I’m at work so I can’t promise that, but I’ll still try.

[SilentWraith]

No pressure! There’s plenty of time tommorow

[SilentWraith]

May I have your attention:

Thomas Randolph (@ZeroGravitas )has been found dead. Throat markings indicate a rare, plant based poison killed him, around 10pm last night

Considering we sat down to eat at 8pm, I can assume that the poison in question was of the slow acting variety.

I have done some forensics, and have discovered that there were traces of the poison on the plates of Mr Allen (@YellowZR1 ) , Mr Darrius Rivers (@Nazareth) and Mr Hlam Waddle (@Heepo )

The spray pattern of the poison implies that it has been thrown onto the plates, seemingly randomly, most likely just before the food was served.

I do hope that you have made some progress in your own investigations, the situation grows ever more dire

[linux_penguin]

Oh no, not another one! I hope he can make a full recovery and be back soon.

[Nazareth]

Sounds like four of us were poisoned yet only one died.

[ZeroGravitas]

No blood? No gore? No dismemberment by a demon spawned from the depths of hell? What a boring way to die. I hope that my killer can be caught and punished for their complete lack of imagination.

[Nazareth]

Also, did Mr. Randolph…undergo a recent surgery? Because that looks like the body of a woman.

Guess a Pawn made to the other side of the board and got promoted.

[YellowZR1]

@ZeroGravitas

I hope that my killer can be caught and punished for their complete lack of imagination.

Well you do realize Dr. Starlight has been beaten & drowned twice, so I’d say the rest of us have to be careful with the next meal.

Rest in peace, though, Mr. Randolph. I will hand the fake blood you made to the undertaker, who should be able to make your body look more um… satisfying to you.

[Heepo]

I still haven’t received my contract code yet. Seems they want to take me out before I start it!