Next ET targets?

Found this image of upcoming celebrity targets

Can someone please tell me who are they by looking these silhouettes?

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Well AI is no help :face_with_steam_from_nose:

Although guess we’ll see if the next one is Jacob Elordi for some reason :flushed_face: (It’s absolutely not, unless IO really botched his chin)

Unrelated note but it would’ve been nice if we had a female CelebrET now we’ve had 5 males.

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I nominate Angelina Jolie as one of her characters from either Wanted or Salt. (No, no Lara Croft!)

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This reminds of when people were analysing the silhouette released to tease The Splitter and someone found a picture of someone from Cobra Kai that matched the silhouette almost exactly… and it was wrong.

So I don’t expect anything meaningful to come out of these ones either.

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Yeah, I never understood they either. The silhouettes don’t necessarily have to be of the specific character, they could just be generic ones until the actual face is revealed.

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If I remember correctly from Hitman 2 they said the models are all hand made by the artists, so it’s not a true scan or anything, doesn’t have to actually match up with reality down to the centimetre. Perhaps the winners of the sniper contest who got their faces in Haven can shed more light, probably just a better version of that.

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From a H2016 artist, should still be accurate to how they operate these days

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Elon Musk. Heard it here first.

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Better fucking not. No business with that shithead. Or courses, he’d probably never agree to anywhere that had him even fake-killed. He couldn’t even appear in The Big Bang Theory without falsely looking like a philanthropist working in a soup kitchen.

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Natalie Portman as adult Matilda.
Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp (007 promo).
Scarlett Johansson as a rivals agency top Agent?

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The next two celebrity ETs will be Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal Lector and Mads Mikkelsen as Galen Erso : )

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Found this super funny. :stuck_out_tongue:

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ChatGpt suggests me they are Pedro Pascal and Tilda Swinton.
I would like Chuck Norris (maybe playing a ranger in Colorado), Arnold Schwarzenegger, Hideo Kojima, Luca Marinelli, Ana De Armas, Mia Goth, Samuel L. Jackson

I’d like to think it’s a continuation of the 007 promo.

Rightmost profile does kinda look like Dominic Greene from Quantum of Solace.

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I liked that character more than most seem to. His motivations seemed underwhelming to most, but considering the larger story at play, even at the time, it was reasonably nefarious. Plus, the guy actually looks like a psycho more than any other villain in the Craig era, with those crazy eyes. Yes, even more than Bardem. And he’s the only one who didn’t have any kind of facial disfigurement at some point.

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Yeah I liked him too.

Honestly he was so grounded as a villain, just an oil executive, nothing fancy like Blofeld.

I tried to compare the promotional image for the splitter with the revealed one and this is the result

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Ok, here’s my 2 cents on this matter.
I have a few guesses (based on silhouette) on who could be the new elusive target, you can consider it as my wishlist lol

  1. I can guess Rowan Atkinson, pretty cool if they made a Mr. Bean themed Pack (Mr. Bean Suit, Teddy, briefcase) or something to do with johnny english.
  2. Donnie Yen, a possible crossover with John Wick, in which he played Caine.
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Or maybe someone closer to home.
Such as Noomi Rapace

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