Briefing: A relationship only functions when you are open and honest. Which is what your targets today HAVEN’T done.
Ray Wright, taking thousands from his girlfriends bank account, all while being disguised online as a “Antivirus”.
Edwina Hillam, going on dates with other people right under her girlfriend’s nose.
Elaine Sutton, dating a multi-billionare only for their money.
Wayne Westley, spending time playing “Slapman 6” instead of spending time with his lover.
Ax them, should forgiveness be given?
Brief Description: A contract using one of the lesser used items in the Garden Show, the Hatchet. With the optional “Hide All Bodies” objective, makes it a bit more difficult because of where some crates are.
thanks for the helpful list.
Yeah it’s been a while since i used German. Very sad and embarrassing…
Should be Mord not Morder.
Even Morder should have come with an o umlaut. SIGH. Traurig und peinlich.
Briefing: As you know, Mendoza is meant to be a romantic and loving place, however, there are always people that ruin it for the other people. These 2 ex-lovers, were meant to have a nice party together, and maybe even a tango together, yet they’ve seemingly argued over something or someone. This has caused them to fall out and therefore not speak to each other. The client has asked you to just simply put them out of their misery before things escalate any further. Good luck.
Brief Description: Eliminate 2 targets, mainly in the same area, don’t get recorded by cameras, eliminate them in an accident with any disguise.
Contract ID: 2-30-5539501-92 Platform: PS5 Submitter name: tryagainlater Contract Title: Inferno V Briefing:
The infernal gales, which blows and never pauses,
Directs the spirits which it carries before it:
Harassing them with turning and buffeting.
I understood it is to this torment
That are condemned those who sin in the flesh,
And let their reason give way to their wishes.
Brief Description: Based on Canto V of Dante’s Inferno which presents the second circle of hell where the lustful spirits are being punished by a constant never ending storm and winds to which I interpreted as fall deaths in the H3 map that’s closest to a stormy setting. Yea, I know it’s a bit of a stretch. The disguise used is the homeless person because Dante was in exile when he wrote it and the required exit is the sewer next to the block to represent him descending into the deeper circles of hell.
The targets are all fairly spread out so routing can be interesting. They’re not all right next to a ledge so it can take some legwork to get the fall kill. Although people may be more likely to go for the homeless people near the suit starting points, the homeless guy within the block is probably the better option which is why I made him a target.
Location: Chongqing Featured Contract Image suggestion: I wanted an image to show 47 descending the sewer exit and ended up getting a nice shot of his booty which I guess matches up with lust them
Contract ID: 1-31-5934783-81
Platform: PC
Submitter name: Baffin_Island
Contract Title: Love Cuts Deep
Brief Description: Challenge contract in which you have to use the broadsword to kill five targets around the villa who talk about their lust. End that stuff! Some pretty interesting strategies here for me idk, its pretty fun
Location: Mendoza
Image suggestion: A cropped version of either one of these, which one do you like more?
Contract ID:2-33-7983211-22. Platform:PlayStation 4. Submitter name:Sniff. Contract Title:Dammit, Eliot! Briefing: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary with none other than goddamn Eliot.
Our day consisted of a film at the cinema where we shared a first kiss, a lunch at the diner we first met at, a walk at our favorite park, dinner at the restaurant he proposed at. It was gonna be special.
Only one wasn’t accounted for. In case you missed it, Eliot’s not available. He’s in another country, seducing random women and not goddamn calling me.
Just kill the sex-crazed fiend and his courtesan friends.
Location:Dartmoor, England (Dartmoor Garden Show). Image suggestion:Courtesy of @TheChicken (extremely appreciated btw)
Contract ID:2-29-6480682-22. Platform:PlayStation 4. Submitter name:Sniff. Contract Title:Abundance of Broken Hearts. Briefing: It seems a few abandonments cannot coexist with a few abundances. Lust exceeds love, and the poor souls who suffered have taken a lapse of judgment and consider you their adjudicator.
Till death do they part alone.
Location:Berlin, Germany (Apex Predator). Image suggestion:Also provided by the great Chicken (thanks again dude).
Contract ID: 3-33-4452088-29
Platform: Xbox One
Submitter name: krippler3
contract title: Get back to work!
briefing: These two coworkers have been busy making out when they should be working. You’ve been hired to teach them a painful lesson.
brief description: The sniper rifle requirement is there so that the player will be far enough away from the targets since they stop kissing when you get close to them. There’s a couple good points to snipe them from, and it’s possible to kill them both with the same shot which is pretty satisfying. It’s also possible to get a silent assassin rating which you can’t usually do when killing with a sniper rifle. The no pacifications complication stops people from just knocking out the targets first and then shooting them which makes the contract a little too easy. The perfect shooter complication is only optional, so it just gives a nice bonus to whoever doesn’t miss.
Location: Dartmoor Garden Show
Image suggestion: (in reply bc apparently new users can only put one image in a post)
Contract ID: 1-30-5002698-10 Platform: PC Submitter Name: bgyorok Contract Title: Tough Love in Chongqing Briefing: There are exactly 4 cheaters in Chongqing’s streets. Make them suffer, yes, show each one of them what Tough Love feels like! Brief Description: I wanted to go for 4 targets that look like they are in their age demographics (Yuan Lin-Junjie Chang, Liu Xia-Meifeng Zhao). My other goal was to make targets that are good for a close takedown. Location: Chongqing Featured Contract Image Suggestion:
Contract ID: 1-31-2367529-10 Platform: PC Submitter Name: bgyorok Contract Title: Till Death Do Us Part…Again Briefing: This’ll bring back old memories. Your primary target is Leo Collins, a security guard working at Vinedo Yates in Argentina. It seems as if he arranged a wedding for his friend, Kolten Case. We have arrived late and most of the guests have left, but your two targets are still here. Our Client, Kolten Case’s wife, has soon realized that both Leo Collins and Kolten Case were involved in a massive drug trafficking scandal. She has hired you to take them both down. It’s Mississippi all over again… Brief Description: I wanted to remake TDDUP in Mendoza, since it would 1. fit into Lust 2. There is also a dancefloor in both. I found two fitting targets. Location: Mendoza Featured Contract Image Suggestion:
Contract ID: 1-33-6544112-10 Platform: PC Submitter Name: bgyorok Contract Title: Sound of Silence Briefing: Good Morning, 47. We have managed to get Intel on a group called “The Lovebird Hunters”. They are responsible for a mayor decline in couples, since they either use blackmail to make them break up, or even go as far as to assassinate them with either Belladonna or a hunting rifle as symbolism. We have located them to Dartmoor, where the Dartmoor Garden show is taking place. Get up close and personal. Alternatively, go up to the balcony and hunt down the hunters from far away. Best of luck, 47. Brief Description: I picked 4 targets that all have different accidents appointed to themselves and can be killed with a sniper SA. I also noticed that I wrote “mayor” instead of “major” in the desc. of the contract. Location: DGS Featured Contract Image Suggestion:
The number of sniper contracts so far are worrying me. I fear there may be even more sniper contracts getting featured…
Well done to those who have though, you’ve figured out the formula!
