Time to document my Elden Ring adventure via images and sentences I think sound funny
Every adventure must start somewhere
Name: Harry Nagbottoms
Starting class: Confessor
Starting gift: Two stonesword keys
Meeting Melina
Being impressed by visuals
Finding the Siofra Well for the first time, To quote myself from that time: Where in the sweet fuck am I
Margrit With the boys
Dogs and Monkeys
Godrick the Runt of the Litter
The Castle Morne Commies
Liurnia of the Lakes and The Academy of Raya Lucaria
Friends ahead
Renalla, Queen of the Full Moon
The Dectus and the Drip
Conquering Radahn
The best gimmick fight that completely fucked my npcs quests over this playthrough
Gawking at Siofra some more + a funny mimic tear grace bug
Why is it always head?
Coffin up that public transport money
The Windmill village
The Beauty and Blood of the Altus Plateau
Fuckery with friends
MORGOTT, LAST OF THE KINGS
Oh I wanna go home, I wanna go home therefore I want to go home, I want to go home
I shall be yer consort you big blue beauty
Mt.Gelmir is actually quite beautiful
New drip and Miquella’s Haligtree
Uh Oh
UH OH UH OH UH OH UH OH
Malenia Destroyed
Time to commit a cardinal sin
BUT FIRST MOHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG, GET FUCKING MOHGEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Crumbling oh my fucking god is that a tornado
Alexanders final request
Maliketh, the Black Blade
HARRY DONT TOUCH THAT
HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM FILIANORES EGG
Time to elden ring this shit
The world is burning but im flourishing
Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-Coping
Godfrey, First Elden Lord & HOAROH LOUX WARRIORRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
A quick intermission from Dragonlord Placidusax
Radagon of the Golden Order & Elden Beast
God Slain
Time for simping, Therefore two handing ahead
Now cometh, the age of the stars
Harry you absolute maniac, you killed god again
What a playthrough, Memories of this game will not leave my head soon
My apologies for the long post, Elden Ring is a long game after all.
