Creator name: Fenixsandr
Contract ID: 1-26-6225220-29
Platform: Epic
Contract Title: The Unstoppables.
Contract Briefing: They won’t stop until they fall.
Dr. Livsey phonk walk became a meme.
ORIGINAL:
other:
Dr. Livsey phonk walk became a meme.
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CREATOR ID: Ozzygrl
CONTRACT ID: 308 613 827 869
PLATFORM: XBOX
CONTRACT TITLE: The Rizz Queen
CONTRACT BRIEF: Jackie puts the “zzz” in Rizz. She has the skill to attract men of all ages. The wives and girlfriends of these men have had enough. Time for the “Rizz Queen” and her network of Rizzetts to RIP.
BRIEF DESCRIPTION: Rizz is a skill of flirting and getting what you want. I think Jackie in this map displays the perfect example of RIZZ. I hope you enjoy the contract.
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Contract Submission: Superfan Calls the Shots
Creator Name: ChRoNiCSmK305
Contract ID: 1-15-1745639-96
Platform: Epic
Contract Title: Superfan Calls the Shots
Contract Briefing
Good evening, 47.
Your target has answered the call; literally. A simple greeting, a moment of hesitation, and then… an unexpected connection. What should have been a routine intimidation has taken a different turn. They’re engaged, comfortable even, completely unaware of the inevitable conclusion. You, however, have work to do. Finish the conversation, 47. Then, as always, ensure there are no further calls.
Why This Should Be a Featured Contract
This contract is a playful nod to an iconic meme, seamlessly integrated into Hitman’s world. Inspired by a well-known horror-comedy phone call trope, this mission delivers humor, nostalgia, and a challenge all in one.
Meme Referenced
- Meme: The iconic phone call scene from a well-known horror-comedy.
- Summary: A tense horror moment turns into a relaxed, back-and-forth phone call between a masked killer and his would-be victim, making it one of the most memorable parody scenes in comedy-horror history.
- How It’s Used Here: This contract recreates the energy of that scene while fully adapting it into the Hitman universe, with 47 taking on the role of the masked caller and the targets as the unsuspecting participants.
Thumbnail Idea: The meme is visually represented by replacing the original masked character with the Superfan disguise, making it a Hitman-exclusive take on a classic scene.
This contract brings humor, nostalgia, and strategy together, making it a must-play for both meme lovers and creative assassins.
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First Contract
Creator name: Mich TRC
Contract ID: 2-11-5140220-81
Platform: PS5
Contract Title: Never Miss a Lesson
Contract Briefing:
Contract Details:
A short description of the contract:
Kill the bird who has been kidnapping families because one didn’t do his lessons, his loyal followers are up for elimination too
Meme I reference: Duolingo bird meme
Second contract
Creator name: Mich TRC
Contract ID: 2-09-4173310-81
Platform: PS5
Contract Title: World of Hacking-Nation
Contract Briefing:
Contract Details:
A short description of the contract:
A fun contract in the main house inside of Colorado. As the hacker you kill 2 target with the unused brine damaged SMG and the fiber wire.
Meme I reference: Hacking meme
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I’ve already asked @Vicks if another contract could be made using this meme… Or something based on it, and they said it would be okay. I didn’t want to put this forth and anyone think I was “stealing it”. 
The first draft of this post...
So the idea I had was a contract for Colorado, scarecrow disguise, and accident kills… using (I guess) Fire(?). It’d be up to the player to use the EE (which might require KO’ing a number of nearby guards). Or using some of the oil barrels. On one hand, I don’t think the kills should be too easy/obvious (might make it boring)… But there might not be any better way to do it.
If the EE is “invoked” maybe some disguise switching would be necessary. Or just have it as a stealth contract sneaking most places in the scarecrow disguise.
So the pic that could be used (I’m thinking) a cute 47 dressed as the scarecrow (sitting in the chair) but with guards on fire around him.
Contract title: This is Fine
I tried finding some targets… But didn’t feel too good about the ones I chose. And kill methods are hard to choose. I think accidents would be best so bodies wouldn’t need to be hidden.
Alrighty. Here’s what I came up with.
- Creator name: Tetrafish_21
- Contract ID: 1-09-4867474-21
- Platform: Epic
- Contract Title: This is fine…
- Contract Briefing:
Are you okay with the events that are about to unfold?
I’m sure you’ll be okay…
- Contract Details (screenshot with targets/kill conditions/complications,like fan made contract topic): See pic below.
A short description of the contract: While I thought of triggering the Easter Egg to get fire accident kills, I realized that’s almost impossible when going for targets in different parts of the map. AND… I didn’t want to just make the targets easy (boring) kills that go near oil barrels. I also thought of having 4 unarmed kills (neck snaps), but that limits player freedom (and they’d have to be pretty brave if they’re a less experienced player), but that IS an option! A sniper is another way this contract can be done. And it’s pretty much mandatory to bring to trigger the EE. But if no Sniper Rifle them maybe smuggle the oil canister 
to kill Burgess. It can be done either way.
The only complication is KO’s are not permitted but not an instafail.
- Meme you reference:
I wasn’t about to make a kill-all accident fire contract. But one might experience the ^same on top of the water tower if they get spotted. 
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Creator name: getro_gamer
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Contract ID: 1-06-8651693-71
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Platform: Epic
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Contract Title: Morshu’s Quest
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Contract Briefing: Lamp oil, rope, bombs, you want it? It’s yours.
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Contract Details
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A short description of the contract: Uses item’s spoken about in the ancient meme to kill targets.
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Meme you reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8XxuW-Orww
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Creator name: magicdave94
Contract ID: 1-02-6014024-84
Platform: Steam
Contract Title: Makeup Clowns
Contract Briefing and Details:
A short description of the contract:
A 4-target any-method suit-only (Clown suit encouraged!) with “no disguise changes” complication. Decided against NKO as, although it is very much unnecessary to KO anybody, I felt like it might be on the restrictive side, especially towards more casual players. Doable with only a pistol, though other items like emetics of course simplify things.
Meme you reference:
Clown applying makeup meme
Hitman version stolen from reddit:
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Creator name: ChannelJoined
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Contract ID: 1-11-2786782-51
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Platform: Epic
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Contract Title: Reign of Lunacy
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Contract Briefing: It would appear that 47 has found some interesting Florida Man headlines and decided it was time to set about recreation
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Contract Details (screenshot with targets/kill conditions/complications,like fan made contract topic): The Details of Locations/Specifics will be included in the fake headlines I have made for this.
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A short description of the contract (optional,just tell me why I should pick your contract as FC,how fit your contract and the meme): So, similarly to at least one other person in this thread, I had the idea of making a contract based around the ridiculousness of the News Headlines coming out of Florida. However, instead of referencing a real one, I went about creating some of my own.
Florida Man Threatens To Show Fast Food Employee “True Meaning Of Flame Grilled” After Receiving Undercooked Burger
Florida Man Throws Medieval Axe at Jogger from 4th Floor Apartment for “Running Too Loud”
“He Stole My Gun” Says Florida Man Arrested For Cutting Local Officer Into 13 Pieces
Florida Man Shoots Gun in Air, Manages to Hit Local Concert Security
“The Game Was Fixed, So The Referee Needed To Be” Claims Florida Man Found Guilty of Lodging Screwdriver in Local’s Skull
- Meme you reference: (MUST HAVE.with a picture or video link will be good,will base that draw thumbnails and check the meme you use is following rules) So the meme itself is just the concept of the Florida Man Headlines that plague the internet. HOWEVER, I do have a plan for the picture/thumbnail, and that is a redrawing of this meme from the Barbie movie advertising but with 47 in either the Swimsuit outfit from Haven or the Florida Man Disguise. Feel Free to include whatever references you want in the nameplate if this contract is utilized.
Edit: The thought just popped into my head of 47 wearing the bathrobe outfit from the Attack of the Saints mission in Absolution. Basically just any of the weird goofy outfits from the games would probably work as I am sure there are more that I am forgetting to think about.
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CREATOR NAME: Ozzygrl
CONTRACT ID: 328 804 990 869
PLATFORM: XBOX
CONTRACT TITLE: Lies turn into unfortunate accidents
BRIEF DESCRIPTION: The fake news memes have blown up every where. I think the Dartmoor lie is a perfect fake news meme. The only exit is the Hearse. I gave hints to that in the brief. I hope you enjoy the contract.
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Bumping this thread because there is couple of days left till submissions close and maybe someone forgot to participate or wants to get involved
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Creator name: Fenixsandr
Contract ID: 1-08-8409309-29
Platform: Epic
Contract Title: Pyromania
Contract Briefing:
Two hotel employees are suffering from pyromania. They have set fire to some beds in the rooms, boats on the jetty and are planning to start a big fire in the hotel. Mrs Mookjai has tried to change their minds, hired psychologists, but no measures have helped. The employees can’t be sacked because they’re backed by big patrons. Well, it looks like Mrs Mookjai will have to find a radical way to fire her employees.
Targets:
The meme caption: I finally got them fired.
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----- Dual Contract - Red vs Green -----
Let’s try something different. There were a lot of batches and lots of contracts. Let’s this time try to make something like a vote pool via contracts. With assassinations!
Two very similar contracts with one small difference.
Creator name: Druid Forest
Platform: Epic Store
Dual Contract Red Vs Green
CID: 1-04-3591540-96
Briefing:
Dual Contract Red Vs Green
CID: 1-04-5349297-96
Briefing:
Meme:
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Creator name: SASO
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Contract ID: 1-21-5988299-67
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Platform: PC (Steam)
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Contract Title: I Studied The Blade
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Contract Briefing + Contract Details (screenshot with targets/kill conditions/complications,like fan made contract topic):
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A short description of the contract: A dude in the trenchcoat holding a katana is an older meme sir, but it checks out.
It’s a pretty easy weapon-smuggling contract, just killing some people in the tunnels - not a ball-buster. -
Meme you reference:
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So they got to you too 
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Modded contracts are good, but some of them are definitely broken and I don’t think they will bother fixing them even for Featured
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That only happened once twice!
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Just try to sneak a modded contract in there. If it’s not too obvious they might just pick it.
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imo, modded contract already have many ppl played, no need to picked as featured. And also some modded contract may have play issues. third, modded contract in official server can only do few things, make it be a peacock contract will be better
Creator Name - Jacques_31
Contract ID (Epic) - 1-03-3120019-44
Platform - Epic
Contract Title - Coffin Dance
Contract Briefing -
Contract Details -
Meme Reference -
47 in a coffin -
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It was fun! Cant wait to see what the speed runners do with this. 
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