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Didn’t see a thread like this anywhere with the search function, so if there is one already and I missed it, my apologies and can you please direct me to it.
Personally, when it comes to rights, I think one of two things is true: I think either we have unlimited rights, or we have no rights at all. Personally, I lean toward unlimited rights. I feel, for instance, that I have the right to do anything I please. But, if I do something you don’t like, I think you have the right to kill me. So where are you going to find a fairer fucking deal than that? So the next time some asshole says to you “I have a right to my opinion,” you say “Oh yeah? Well, I have a right to my opinion, and my opinion is you have no right to your opinion,” then shoot the fuck and walk away.
George Carlin, It’s Bad For Ya
Oh, fuck off, Tucker, you relentlessly indignant picket fence!
John Oliver, Last Week Tonight
Actually, no, I have no clue who that is. Please tell me it’s a fictional quote and not a real world one.
Yeah, I’m wondering who wrote it too, and if it’s not fictional then hopefully that person got fired.
It is the navy seals copypasta.
That’s… simultaneously pathetic and terrifying.
German Actor and Sociopath Klaus Kinski said “The best way to shut someone up is a Kiss. A punch to Face will do just fine too, tho.”
“The sun smiles at you with eternal malice. There is power in your misery.” - Cruelty Squad
Israeli murders are called “commandos;” Arab commandos are called “terrorists;” contract killers are called “freedom fighters.” Well, if crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?! They never mention that part of it to us, do they? They never mention that part!
George Carlin, Doin’ It Again
Croc’s nearly as bad as Joker. At least Joker doesn’t eat people. I think.
Arkham Guard, Batman: Arkham Asylum
“Until now, we have dwelt on the past
But before we arrive at the last,
Here’s a dozen quick takes, about rascals and rakes,
From our reprobate present day cast.
Ted Cruz, that lardaceous baboon,
Is the Maestro of inopportune.
With his state in deep freeze, this titan of sleaze
Took his family off to Cancun.
Giuliani, a freak among freaks,
Tends to blunder whenever he speaks.
But his clumsiest mess, was in front of the press:
Just For Men trickled down both his cheeks.
Joel Greenberg, and buddy Matt Gaetz,
Share several libidinous traits.
When both of them score, they tend to ignore
The age of consent of their mates.
Each McConnell political act,
Has a physiologic impact.
For Mitch, legislation connotes constipation,
Of the nation’s intestinal tract.
From these verses, you might be inclined,
To consider each target maligned.
But compared to their smears, of the recent few years,
My words have been overly kind.”
- John Lithgow, Limricks For the Here and Now, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
“You don’t need a white coat and bushy eyebrows to know that…”
This is gold
“The universe doesn’t allow perfection.” - Stephen Hawking.
If he weren’t dead, I’d tell Hawking to go fuck himself.