The Funny Pictures/ Video Thread

They are some of the most famous and widely photographed people of their time, possibly of all time. How the fuck can we as a collective society somehow not get their faces right?


Based off of a series of wax figurines. Ringo looks like he snorted bees, John looks like he ate a whole packet of gummies and I believe that version of George will be the thing I see before I die

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Just give Tucker the Pulitzer already.

https://x.com/tuckercarlson/status/1699142858844864846

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DeSantis doing his best Skeletor impression.

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It is like the right-wing equivalent of the Lonely Mitten Bernie meme.

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Had to fix that for ya :stuck_out_tongue:

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Hey leave the cyber-truck alone! It hasn’t finished rendering into the game world yet!

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Yeah, that’s not how nihilism actually works. The whole “if life doesn’t matter, then why don’t you kill yourself” argument is a fallacy. Even nihilists can fear death due to both survival instinct and intrinsic fear of the unknown beyond death. They simply won’t use the argument that life, even their’s, should not be terminated because of inherent value or meaning.

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It is. Trust me, nihilists only obtain intellectual satisfaction from the knowledge that life has no meaning; it provides no other benefit.

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I have to agree with Heisenberg in the sense that just because death is inevitable doesn’t mean a person who holds those views aren’t scared of death. Take it from me

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This isn’t really funny so much as it is inspiring.

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You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there

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Lokir: “Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell. You there… You and me, we shouldn’t be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.” Ralof: “We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.” Imperial Soldier: “Shut up back there!” Lokir: “And what’s wrong with him, huh?” Ralof: “Watch your tongue. You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King.” Lokir: “Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion. But if they’ve captured you… Oh gods, where are they taking us?” Ralof: “I don’t know where we’re going, but Sovngarde awaits.” Lokir: “No, this can’t be happening. This isn’t happening.” Ralof: “Hey, what village are you from, horse thief?” Lokir: “Why do you care?” Ralof: “A Nord’s last thoughts should be of home.” Lokir: “Rorikstead. I’m… I’m from Rorikstead.” Imperial: “General Tullius, sir! The headsman is waiting!” Tullius: “Good. Let’s get this over with.” Lokir: “Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me.” Ralof: “Look at him, General Tullius, the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this. This is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny, when I was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe.” Haming: “Who are they, daddy? Where are they going?” Torolf: “You need to go inside, little cub.” Haming: “Why? I want to watch the soldiers.” Torolf: “Inside the house. Now.” Haming: “Yes, papa.” Imperial: “Whoa!” Captain: “Get these prisoners out of the carts. Move it!” Lokir: “Why are we stopping?” Ralof: “Why do you think? End of the line. Let’s go. Shouldn’t keep the gods waiting for us.” Lokir: “No! Wait! We’re not rebels!” Ralof: “Face your death with some courage, thief.” Lokir: “You’ve got to tell them! We weren’t with you! This is a mistake!” Imperial Captain: “Step towards the block when we call your name. One at a time.” Ralof: “Empire loves their damn lists.” Hadvar: “Ulfric Stormcloak. Jarl of Windhelm.” Ralof: “It has been an honor, Jarl Ulfric!” Hadvar: “Ralof of Riverwood. Lokir of Rorikstead.” Lokir: “No, I’m not a rebel. You can’t do this!” Captain: “Halt!” Lokir: “You’re not going to kill me!” Captain: “Archers!” Captain: “Anyone else feel like running?” Hadvar: “Wait. You there. Step forward. Who are you?”

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@TheChicken check out ninja skills. :sunglasses:

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What a bunch of assholes. Shame they didn’t fell themselves in the exhibit.

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