Hell yeaaaah, that’s the Tom Cruise of chickens right there! 
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And he isn’t afraid to use it.
The first Black Adam to change the hierarchy of the DC Universe gets 1 million dollars
Where is a Psycho-Pirate when you need them?
Based
Based on Das Kapital of course.
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I guess that before the invention of paper, they were playing Rock, Papyrus, Scissors 
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I feel like it needs to have more of an antiquity sound to it. Something like Menhir, Papyrus, Gladius? 
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Also @Tetrafish_21 thanks for a spoopy october profile pic 
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an out right cannibal 
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2 panels below that…
Because even the worst of us, however scarred, are still human.
Still feel.
Still mourn the random death of innocents.
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Never forget Doctor Doom had a more rational and humane reaction to 9/11 than Mark Wahlberg who is (I think?) a real human being in our reality.
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But Marvel canon also states that Magneto was there helping, as if he’d give the slightest of fucks that some humans slaughtered a bunch of other humans in a violent event. I’d buy Doom helping out, and Kingpin, hell, I’d even buy Loki showing up to help out if they’d gone with him as the third villain taking a moment to ponder such a tragedy, but Magneto? What, Red Skull was too busy? Thanos had somewhere better to be? Tell Carnage and Ultron to get up off their lazy asses and come mourn.
lol tbh I didn’t even need context for who pyoro was, just the idea of Nintendo openly putting a dead or alive bounty on someone is funny to me for some reason.
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