The Funny Pictures/ Video Thread

MrOchoa · September 7, 2023, 6:28pm

Charlie_Farmer · September 7, 2023, 7:44pm

I have to agree with Heisenberg in the sense that just because death is inevitable doesn’t mean a person who holds those views aren’t scared of death. Take it from me

Accidental_Kills98 · September 8, 2023, 8:53am

rattleshnake · September 8, 2023, 2:19pm

This isn’t really funny so much as it is inspiring.

Accidental_Kills98 · September 9, 2023, 8:33am

You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there

Picks Breton

Lokir: “Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell. You there… You and me, we shouldn’t be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.” Ralof: “We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.” Imperial Soldier: “Shut up back there!” Lokir: “And what’s wrong with him, huh?” Ralof: “Watch your tongue. You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King.” Lokir: “Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion. But if they’ve captured you… Oh gods, where are they taking us?” Ralof: “I don’t know where we’re going, but Sovngarde awaits.” Lokir: “No, this can’t be happening. This isn’t happening.” Ralof: “Hey, what village are you from, horse thief?” Lokir: “Why do you care?” Ralof: “A Nord’s last thoughts should be of home.” Lokir: “Rorikstead. I’m… I’m from Rorikstead.” Imperial: “General Tullius, sir! The headsman is waiting!” Tullius: “Good. Let’s get this over with.” Lokir: “Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me.” Ralof: “Look at him, General Tullius, the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this. This is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny, when I was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe.” Haming: “Who are they, daddy? Where are they going?” Torolf: “You need to go inside, little cub.” Haming: “Why? I want to watch the soldiers.” Torolf: “Inside the house. Now.” Haming: “Yes, papa.” Imperial: “Whoa!” Captain: “Get these prisoners out of the carts. Move it!” Lokir: “Why are we stopping?” Ralof: “Why do you think? End of the line. Let’s go. Shouldn’t keep the gods waiting for us.” Lokir: “No! Wait! We’re not rebels!” Ralof: “Face your death with some courage, thief.” Lokir: “You’ve got to tell them! We weren’t with you! This is a mistake!” Imperial Captain: “Step towards the block when we call your name. One at a time.” Ralof: “Empire loves their damn lists.” Hadvar: “Ulfric Stormcloak. Jarl of Windhelm.” Ralof: “It has been an honor, Jarl Ulfric!” Hadvar: “Ralof of Riverwood. Lokir of Rorikstead.” Lokir: “No, I’m not a rebel. You can’t do this!” Captain: “Halt!” Lokir: “You’re not going to kill me!” Captain: “Archers!” Captain: “Anyone else feel like running?” Hadvar: “Wait. You there. Step forward. Who are you?”