Ooh! I am going to see weird al in concert in july! Should be a cool experience, I don’t know what to expect! (Allowed to do his parodies live? Original content? Weird Costumes??)
Seen this ad lately and also this fun chiknnuggit video. Speaks to me on a primal level.
MILK! 
Weird Al does all of those things from time to time. He will do things like alter Midnight Star with even wackier articles, change Headline News with more contemporary news and my favourite gag of saying he will play a classic song then launch headlong into “Albuquerque”.
Sadly I can’t say any of that from experience. I live in the ass end of the very edge of the fucking world and concerts here are expensive.
It’s clearly two bears high fiving.
It’s clearly yo’ mama.
Sorry, I’ve never had an opportunity to use that one, I had to take it.
Succulent, transcendent, hammy, groin-grabbing
Regional dialect, steamed hams, isometric exercise, Aurora Borealis
And the actual legit one from the NYT
Almost responded with… a comment, then remembered it’s not the What are you eating or cooking thread.
Instructions unclear, I have been talking about the chances of Kyalami being added to the schedule in the future.
I am sorry but is that a Styrofoam carton?
It is. Most brands where I live use that molded pulp stuff that is sorta like cardboard though.
