this is art
this is 70% accurate
this is the internet
If you can’t read the headlines (Have no clue if they are actually true)
Elder God Tier: Florida Man breaks into jail to hang out with friends
Great Tier: Florida Man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal
High Tier: Florida Man attacks mom’s boyfriend with samurai sword over missing can of shrimp.
Mid Tier: Florida Man arrested after refusing to stop masturbating in Burger King
Meh Tier: Ohio Man arrested after trying to have sex with a van
Shit Tier: Florida Man steals brid, attacks mom, 2 sons, burns down mobile home
Being serious here but we need some more good Man v. Author stories.
Tell me you haven’t seen Robocop without outright saying it.
I love Robocop, it is an apolitical gem like They Live or Escape From New York.
Speaking of idiots on the internet. Gettr done!
Time was not kind on Kylo Ren, it seems…
I think I would look like that if I had to deal with Star Wars fans all day.
Why would they make a film so controversial yet so brave?
I don’t get 80% of your posts here