The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

Had to share this :joy:
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[47 gets to the Customs booth]

Officer: “Reason for travel?”

47: “I’m starting a Killer Business…”

Officer: [kkzzt] “Uhh, I’m gonna need security at Gate D…” :man_police_officer:

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Time Travelling to 20 posts back -

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A master crafted meme

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FREELANCER

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Ooooh! Now I get it. :man_facepalming:

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2 minutes silence for all console players :crazy_face:

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20 bucks is 20 bucks

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Reminds me of this one:

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Why 20 when you can just pay 2 coins for a tuk tuk trip in Mumbai? :grin:

Taxi Taxi! Let’s go sir!

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6zvybu

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There’s probably some meme-y fun to be had with the Big Bad Wolf suit and the [very enjoyable] horror movie You’re Next, if someone knew their way around Photoshop and was skilled at making HITMAN memes. Too bad there’s nobody round these parts who fits that description… :fishing_pole_and_fish:

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Honestly this just makes we want a “you’re next” -esque scenario as the basis for a mission: imagine 47 shows up to a dinner party for an ordinary mission to Assassinate a target and ends up having to fend off home invaders as a unexpected random act of violence.

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[gestures to everyone else] Don’t tell Courier, guys! :shushing_face:

(No, seriously, don’t tell them, no one should have to suffer playing that…)

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Nah that’s not what I mean really (I’m not talking about just having a general wave defense or combat mission).

I’m more thinking about it as a kind of “subversion of expectations” kind of mission, where you initially enter expecting “just another routine mission” only to be completely blindsided by something that effectively happens out of pure chance or lack of luck.

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