The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

Meanwhile, in a parallel universe after the constant is killed:

(To ChatGPT) write a disstrack from agent 47 to diana burnwood

Verse 1 (Agent 47):
I’ve been silent for too long, but it’s time to speak
Diana Burnwood, you’ve been playing me for weeks
I trusted you, but you led me to a trap
Now it’s time for payback, and it’s time to snap

Chorus:
Diana Burnwood, you thought you had me beat
But I’m Agent 47, and I’m not so easily defeated
You may have thought you were smart, but you messed with the wrong guy
Now it’s time to say goodbye

Verse 2 (Agent 47):
I’ve got a bullet with your name on it, and I’m taking aim
You may have thought you were in control, but that was just a game
I’ve been underestimated before, but I always come out on top
You should have known better than to mess with me, and now it’s time to stop

Chorus:
Diana Burnwood, you thought you had me beat
But I’m Agent 47, and I’m not so easily defeated
You may have thought you were smart, but you messed with the wrong guy
Now it’s time to say goodbye

Verse 3 (Agent 47):
You tried to manipulate me, but I see right through your lies
You thought you could use me, but now it’s your turn to pay the price
I’ll take you down, one by one, until you’re all gone
You may have won this battle, but the war is far from done

Chorus:
Diana Burnwood, you thought you had me beat
But I’m Agent 47, and I’m not so easily defeated
You may have thought you were smart, but you messed with the wrong guy
Now it’s time to say goodbye

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Fucking robots can’t rap for shit. :rofl:

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What did you expect from a development team that is most likely whiter than low fat mayonnaise?

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The New Roadmap has leaked:

(Sorry, I’m not as talented as you for Photoshop :sweat_smile:)

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Enter a world of happy greetings

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obligatory WHOAA HOOOO

“You’re pretty… There goes my next ex-husband…”
-Ocelot

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Grey still taking a dirt-nap, get rekt @Mini :stuck_out_tongue:

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Sorry @badeaguard i took the opportunity when i had it

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He smol tho.

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1.75 is standard europe height the say.
It is you who is tall

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Short King :crown:

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Aww, i didnt expect the resident muscle man to be small

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I am also a small person so i see only giants and hobbits

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POV: You were caught shitting on the World of Assassination trilogy.
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POV: You were caught shitting on the original trilogy.

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