The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

THAT… is called a Brazilian wax. Happy munching, 47!

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47 when he walks in and sees what this thread has devolved to

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I mean, he does have eyebrows after all…!

After all those years of dressing him up in clothes that didn’t belong to him, agent 47 now embraces a new found life free of the burdens of the old job.

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It getting involved in this one, but it does make me think, would 47 spike lotion with poison in preparation for a target to… do that?

this picture means that you made an account on Nexus just to look at 47’s dick for a meme. cannot say I relate but I respect the grind, brother.

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Yup. Dedication to the craft. :joy:

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When you fire up War Of The Chosen for a nice relaxing game of XCOM, and the WoA loads in Berlin instead.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma_2lqm_n-8
A new chapter in Hitman: The Hitting was uploaded. Looks like they’re going to finish the whole fanfic.

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WGO

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What the hell are they doing?! :fearful:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32FB-gYr49Y

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Having totally straight gay sex

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That’s called being in prison. :rofl:

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“My heart is dark……darker than the blood of all of my fathers, whom I’ve murdered.”

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EmbraceTheHipster

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@47Agent - it’s a bit cheeky to ask and absolutely no hard feelings if you don’t feel like doing it, but would you be able to mock me up some kind of Hitman-related meme of your choosing for the [hopefully] imminent kicking of UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson into the great dustbin of history, please? A million thanks if you can! :smiley:

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