The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

Main thing that discourages me from 100 percenting the game

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I’m actually making really good progress doing that very thing. The points given when you accomplish as much as possible are really good even in the upper levels, at least far more than I was expecting, so I’m going to finish Himmelstein sooner than I thought, probably reaching level 19 today even. The more you do it, the faster and better you get, allowing you to trigger even more points. It’s encouraging me onward so that I’ll hopefully have all 3 done before Freelancer is released, as I wanted. If I can do this, there’s a good chance you can achieve similar success, so don’t lose heart.

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Good thing it only counts towards one’s inner-zen 100% completion, and not the actual career one :sweat_smile:

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Damn this new ninja outfit hitting different

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Damn my son had a glow up (quite literally)

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Getting 100% on the 3 sniper maps is easy. The hard part is the absolute masochistic grind of leveling up each rifle to 20. No clue how anyone could find that fun.

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I’m actually having fun. I’m on level 19 now, got there last night, and all I have to do is play it perfectly about 8 more times or so and Himmelstein is done. Hantu Port is the one I’m most concerned about because it’s the one that’s the most complex and easiest to get spotted, so doing a perfect playthrough with maximum points multipliers is tricker. But, once I’m done with that, Siberia will be more enjoyable and I’ll finally have the last unlockable weapon. Hopefully I’ll have it all before Freelancer, my goal.

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Oh, you don’t know hell until you travel back to mid-2020, trying to grind the other 2 sniper rifles on EACH MAP on online servers with no activity, meaning it took even longer than ghost mode to find people, playing with absolutely no coordination with strangers who randomly disconnect half-way through rounds. I did that for Himmelstein and absolutely lost my sanity in the process.

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47 is the greatest assassin ever made.

Today, he takes on the world.

Tomorrow… the rest of existence.

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Oh I remember. :rofl:

Didn’t mention it though because it’s no longer applicable (thankfully) to Hitman 3. But yeah, it sucked. I always got a shit ton of GM matches (when that mode first started) but co-op Sniper was ALWAYS a barren wasteland of activity.

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When you try to enjoy Hitman levels set at the evening with your new ninja suit:

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Apologies in advance @badeaguard :sweat_smile:


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For what? This is beautiful :heart:

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The greatest compliment a Hitman fan could get :smile:

In other news, please come to my birthday-- um I mean my nephew’s birthday party dressed as 47. Yeah, it would mean the world to them. :wink:

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Yes I could. If you want to change theme in the middle I also have a Spiderman suit

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Neon Ninja

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