The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

[Tetrafish_21]

Their last post was in August 2023. I wouldn’t wager them coming back any time soon… Unless they lurk.

FWIW: I’m sure they’d allow you to use it.

[BradleyPaine]

[UrsamRableckBearmon]

Reminds me on how all sinks and faucets used to work like full turn valves in the original HITMAN.

[v1deost]

When you accidentally walk into your own proximity explosive:

Banter King on Instagram: "Hahahahah 😂😂😂 📷 TT//rhizzlemynizzlee"

[scat1620]

“NO! NOOOOO! IT’S A PROXIMITY! SHIT! NOOO!”

[BlobSponge]

We all know what real hitmans need for assassination plot:

[Urben]

When @MrOchoa expresses his sadness of the lack of a C47 remaster and how silly Hitman became with all these gadgets

[MrOchoa]

@Urben

When @MrOchoa expresses his sadness of the lack of a C47 remaster

[DrVortep]

My roomate and I have been watching Dexter lately and this just clicked lmao.

[Heisenberg]

Oh, you suck.

[Dribbleondo]

Tomorrow will mark the final item unlock from the roadmap.

And I know just where to put it:

[Heisenberg]

The reflection in the lid betrays the truth.

[UrsamRableckBearmon]

It works fine. It has the animations of the banana wich is a pretty good mele if you want quick KOs. That said, it shouldn’t have been hyped in a roadmap. The bar is buried under the sand and still disappointed.

[Fenixsandr]

You don’t have a complete collection😂. Maybe send the whole Roadmap there?

[MrOchoa]

If the 007 Game doesn’t flop, brace yourself for the next 10 years without Hitman

[MSM]

That’s mine lol.
You still remember that?

[Dribbleondo]

Trying to get the Neon Duck on TikTok…and there’s no livestreams:

[Combatglue]

@Dribbleondo

Trying to get the Neon Duck on TikTok…and there’s no livestreams:

Got to admit it you made me laugh with this one.
Our next stream is 4PM CEST tomorrow

[TheAtlanticTempest]

How could 47 do this?

[Accidental_Kills98]

If you use a stealth bomber to drop a bunker buster bomb on a target does it still count as Silent Assassin? Does it still count if you admit to it on both national TV and on social media?