The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

Reminds me on how all sinks and faucets used to work like full turn valves in the original HITMAN.

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When you accidentally walk into your own proximity explosive:

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“NO! NOOOOO! IT’S A PROXIMITY! SHIT! NOOO!”

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We all know what real hitmans need for assassination plot:

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When @MrOchoa expresses his sadness of the lack of a C47 remaster and how silly Hitman became with all these gadgets

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My roomate and I have been watching Dexter lately and this just clicked lmao.

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Oh, you suck. :rofl:

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Tomorrow will mark the final item unlock from the roadmap.

And I know just where to put it:

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The reflection in the lid betrays the truth.

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It works fine. It has the animations of the banana wich is a pretty good mele if you want quick KOs. That said, it shouldn’t have been hyped in a roadmap. The bar is buried under the sand and still disappointed.

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You don’t have a complete collection😂. Maybe send the whole Roadmap there?

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If the 007 Game doesn’t flop, brace yourself for the next 10 years without Hitman

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That’s mine lol.
You still remember that?

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Trying to get the Neon Duck on TikTok…and there’s no livestreams:

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Got to admit it you made me laugh with this one.
Our next stream is 4PM CEST tomorrow

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How could 47 do this?

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If you use a stealth bomber to drop a bunker buster bomb on a target does it still count as Silent Assassin? Does it still count if you admit to it on both national TV and on social media?

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Anything goes as long the bomb is propane based.

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