The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

hitman_guy · February 12, 2021, 1:12am

Me when an npc says “Oh god your breath stinks” Image result for shoot him.

Bourbon · February 12, 2021, 2:30am

They’re just trying to displace the feral combination of horniness and terror that he inspires, regardless of his outfit

Batata · February 12, 2021, 6:50am

All hail @MrOchoa, lord of Codename 47!

But seriously IOI, give us a C47 remake or remaster NOW

Jason_Portman · February 12, 2021, 3:26pm

At this point I also dont know if I want a new game after WOA, or a remake/remaster. What if the next game will be such a great addition to the franchise like Absolution? Then we all would have rather wanted C47 remake.

Coot · February 12, 2021, 3:33pm

I dreamt of 47 in a Santa suit knocking people out with a bag of presents and going “Ho ho ho, motherfucker”

Franz · February 12, 2021, 4:07pm

Hahah-

Wai-

Wha-?!

Hichkas · February 12, 2021, 4:35pm

HMF members be like:

Hichkas · February 12, 2021, 4:51pm

How to enjoy playing Hitman:

IndianAgent47 · February 12, 2021, 5:14pm

Ok so the old forum is gonna close the next month i think, so here are some of my old memes 😆 a good amount of them are straight up cringe tho

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Mini · February 12, 2021, 5:20pm

I miss the “give 47 a girlfriend” thread

We have far too little trash here on the new forum!

Bourbon · February 12, 2021, 5:51pm

“You’re like the Usain Bolt of dying”

IOI retired it themselves with Mendoza. He’s got a wife now

wincenworks · February 12, 2021, 6:22pm

"You must dispose of both targets before transmitting the falsified credentials, and pick up some milk on the way home. I shall leave you to prepare. "

scat1620 · February 12, 2021, 11:07pm

Frank Miller’s “Sin Hity”

Bjornieboy · February 13, 2021, 6:07am

Love this one… Well found. Love both hitman and Sin city… Never would have come up with that…

Screaming_Meat · February 13, 2021, 1:45pm

but we have contrac—-

LeeMorgan130 · February 13, 2021, 11:54pm

Here two of my old memes on the old forum

scat1620 · February 14, 2021, 3:16pm

Not mine, but this is pretty fucking fantastic from Reddit:

Hichkas · February 16, 2021, 6:01am

after playing for 8 hours straight:

Hichkas · February 16, 2021, 6:07am

v1deost · February 16, 2021, 1:49pm

My sister made this but I’m sharing it. Context: She always insists 47’s head is so ridiculously shiny in H3 because he’s just eaten a buttery bagel…lmao