The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

[Norseman]

Yes.

[MrOchoa]

Why is everyone so startled by this? Am i just too European?

[TheContractor]

Yeah how dare you… *looks at notes* repost what a mod posted?!

Wait…

replied to the wrong person but

@InfrarerSun

Why is the forum so horny?

Just gonna point you in the right direction

Announcement: New Moderator

It is with great elation that I announce we have added another member to our mod squad… mod mob… there’s a new moderator and her name is @/Bourbon. [Definitely an accurate image of Bourbon] As well as being an outstanding member, and an outstanding Herald - Bourbon has also been really proactive in helping other members feel welcome, improve the conversation and being the firm, guiding hand that we at ProvidenceHitman Forum look for. Please do join in congratulating her.

[Swangtheugly]

It’s not that we are startled. It’s the fact that it’s 47 covered in jam like he is greased up deaf guy.

It’s a very cursed image.

[wincenworks]

@InfrarerSun

What the hell has been happening recently. Why is the forum so horny?

This forum has always been horny - it’s had variations on “Most beautiful…” topics since like… 2005, people posting horny fan art, screen caps of The Saints, Diana in the shower. Its just boys being horny is “normal” by societal standards.

Just now we have the ladies having equal air time for their horniness.

What a time to be alive.

[Swangtheugly]

It radiates the same energy.

[UrsamRableckBearmon]

Did someone say “HORNY”!?

[Bourbon]

If you’ll recall, gentlemen, I did not start this discussion. @BradleyPaine did. All I did was provide a counterargument that Hitman fanfic can be both well written and intensely erotic and, like any good lawyer, provided evidence to back up my claims. The fact that so many guys here reacted with a chorus of EEWWWWWW GROSSSS is hilarious but beyond my control.

@wincenworks

This forum has always been horny - it’s had variations on “Most beautiful…” topics since like… 2005, people posting horny fan art, screen caps of The Saints, Diana in the shower. Its just boys being horny is “normal” by societal standards.

Just now we have the ladies having equal air time for their horniness.

What a time to be alive.

Exactly. Think of it as a sort of optional immersion therapy. You don’t have to click those links or uncover the story quotes that I tastefully blur out but if you do, you’ll gain an appreciation for how other people approach their horniness.

[InfrarerSun]

I guess I just haven’t witnessed such a horny period during my time on the forum.
Not saying that I don’t like it though.

[wincenworks]

@InfrarerSun

I guess I just haven’t witnessed such a horny period during my time on the forum.

There is a distinct possibility that me being one of the guys who has to fix it when it goes off the rails does mean I paid more attention to it than most.

[Jason_Portman]

Oh my, this is cute. In true Hitman fasion; youre in disguise…!

[TheChicken]

Right on time.

[Hichkas]

@TheChicken

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I’d be thankful if you make 10 fake accounts to do the same favor to me

[BeignetThief]

I’m sorry but his head is ginormous

[Hichkas]

My other meme with the same concept MK II

[MrBurn4488]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuzSC6WGr2M

[Jason_Portman]

If we just could bring out loadout with us…! Can’t Diana smuggle in at least one something for us…!

[v1deost]

“s-she’s sending a message…you don’t know her”

[Bourbon]

You’re in her remote office, handing her proof of my crimes. I’m watching on a CCTV feed as she covertly sends me messages that only make sense in the context of our 20 years together. We are not the same.

[Hichkas]

@MrOchoa