When you want to play silent assassin on Hitman Blood Money:
What you expect:
What really happens:
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Oh dear Lord no… The only way you could make this even worse would be by putting a jar of jam into his hand 
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Ah yes I believe this is called The Claus Strandberg.
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You just had to force my hand 
credits for the original image goes to @v1deost
and the perfect song to go with it 
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No! You were meant to resist the temptation, not succumb to it!
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How come it’s the scroll of truth if it lies?
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Victoria coming back from her post-Absolution banishment to find her parents with a baby in their late 40’s/early 50’s:
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“don’t worry you won’t feel a thing after i’m done”
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“Should I be concerned?”
“I’m not”
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And hoping for my contracts to be featured…
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riiiiiing ring
- Who is it?
+ Hi kid. It’s me, @MrOchoa.
- sup man?
+ I’ve wired a billion bucks to your account. Where can I get the remaster from?
- 
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If i was a Billionaire, I’d gladly pay for the development, I’m sure it wouldn’t be that expensive.
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