The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

Swangtheugly · May 17, 2021, 3:55pm

67% picked war.

Silvereyes · May 17, 2021, 5:13pm

But you’re obviously not ugly in the slightest.

v1deost · May 17, 2021, 5:42pm

SwingSwang is the most iconic because it’s what ya started out with

BeignetThief · May 17, 2021, 9:30pm

That feeling when I saw Ljudmila’s number up-close…

(I didn’t really dial it, haha, but I’m fully aware I will be returning to the “h” word jail now):

v1deost · May 17, 2021, 10:45pm

opportunity revealing…but what kind of opportunity

Norseman · May 18, 2021, 7:07am

In Blood Money’s news paper there was an advertisement for an Italian Restaurant, I tried to dial the number back in 2006. It was surpassingly IO’s telephone number, I got embarrassed and quickly hung up I don’t know what I was expecting to happen.

Accidental_Kills98 · May 18, 2021, 7:32am

You should have made a fake booking for two or placed a fake pizza order.

Norseman · May 18, 2021, 7:35am

Sadly I was to embarrassed to do so, back then. It might still be the same number, I’ll have to check that out next time I replay the game.

Hichkas · May 18, 2021, 11:43am

I gotta admit, The art is way better than the DLC itself Great artists in here.

BeignetThief · May 18, 2021, 12:05pm

Oh my gosh, that’s too funny! I bet they would’ve gotten a kick out of that.

Swangtheugly · May 18, 2021, 2:26pm

This reminds me of when my twin sister collected escort cards during her vacation at New Vegas. She brought them back and I thought it would be funny to call one. They picked up the phone almost instantaneously so I got spooked and ended the call.

Urben · May 18, 2021, 7:07pm

Silly question, a hat of course.

Question is if anything else…

Count.Rushmore · May 18, 2021, 7:10pm

You mean only a hat?

Gromova · May 18, 2021, 7:12pm

Diana: Gimme the gun. Everything is alright

I think this shot suits ‘‘memes’’ thread more

Hichkas · May 18, 2021, 7:15pm

Sorry for the delay, I was laughing till now

Danger_dog_guy_7 · May 18, 2021, 7:16pm

Perhaps something to do with a certain type of jam?

linux_penguin · May 18, 2021, 7:20pm

and with a Travis cameo, dressed as Diana?

Hmmmm · May 19, 2021, 1:26pm

Don’t know what is correct topic for this post, but has anyone seen pewdiepie using H3 image in one of his videos. I am not a paid subscriber so don’t know if he streamed H3 to only subscribers anytime.

@10:55

TheChicken · May 19, 2021, 2:11pm

Well, for starters, this isn’t the correct topic for that kinda question.
Ask HMF anything might be better for that.

But, to answer your question anyway: I don’t think he has? After a quick google search, I don’t seem to find anything related between Pewdiepie or playing Hitman 3. I don’t think he does the whole playing games anymore.
It’s probably a little reference his editor snuck in instead.

FortyPlusSeven · May 19, 2021, 3:05pm

The CHAD Hitman 2 post-launch content vs the VIRGIN Hitman 3 post-launch content…

Salty.