The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

I like to imagine that while there is the immaculate palace such as this forum, there is a slaughtered array of banned members all governed beneath this palace. And more often than not these banned members can be resurrected to say “oh so that’s what they meant”.

The never ending downward democracy spiral hits too close to home these days.

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Welcome to the season of lust.

I’m getting the Bat out… :smirk: :cricket_bat_and_ball:

@UrsamRableckBearmon

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lmao based

20comrades

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Hahahahahaha.

Ok, now you really made me laugh, chiken boyo.

Just hope you know that you sealed your fate to be fried and devoured along some salad and beer. :B

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So, you could say I have… A contract on me.

(>.>)

(<.<)

:fearful:

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It needed doing
Edit: I now realise it was ‘assignation’ :joy:

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TIL ‘assignation’ and ‘assignment’ were two different words and not similar whatsoever

Yup I misread it lol
Assignation is like a secret meeting as far as I know, like a date.

Lookin’ through the HITMAN 3 bug report thread… yeah, no. I can wait :kissing_heart:

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However there is no guarantee that Steam receives bugless game.
Remember how they introduced HITMAN 2016 to Epic?
Players couldn’t save their game for months because somebody forgot to change server name in one txt file (figuratively speaking)

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47 when he exits the Lust Assignation

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Leaked trailer for the Wrath DLC?

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Maybe a couple that members can save for future references? Lol

Could probably create a bunch of funnies with this set between the Constant and 47




Best Friends!

:up_arrow: The Hitman / Agent Green version

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@Bourbon going undercover with a different username on Hitman Reddit:grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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That actually looks pretty legit lol I like it! The son looks more like Diana and the daughter, I see more of 47.

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Woah, they both look amazing.

Now I can totally imagine some Wolfenstein Youngblood type of Coop Mode/Game with their kids.

IOI; we need this!

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Aren’t they both a little old for having children? :sweat_smile:

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Is there anything Diana and/or 47 can’t do?

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They could easily write such a “night” into the story. We basically know nothing about 47s past time activities, and what he does when he is not on a hit.

I could easily imagine some “Before the events of the original Hitman 2, when he found to god” sort of stuff, and they just never talked about it because Diana didnt told him, and gave the child away?

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Men are fertile until the day they die. Women on the other hand, it can depend on her genetics. Some women have had kids at 70.

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