The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

EvilGeniusRo · July 25, 2021, 8:10am

8ed

Hichkas · July 25, 2021, 2:38pm

I couldn’t sleep last night thinking of this. Until I came up with the silly conclusion and my mind accepted putting some of my organs to sleep 3am in the morning.

Just joking though.

@wincenworks

v1deost · July 25, 2021, 2:55pm

CamTheChest · July 25, 2021, 3:19pm

I remember a few years ago Hitman 2 had their last roadmap, and people were quick to viscously compare it to being buggy, little to no ETs, and by far the worst game people had experienced. Now, we’re at the point where they yearn for the previous game all because someone didn’t like paying extra for stuff.

I’m not saying Hitman 2 is more justified than Hitman 3, I’m not even saying it’s justifiable; but why is it when people want to settle for something “better”, that “better” was actually opposably worse?

Ingvar · July 25, 2021, 3:44pm

I honestly believe the escalation hate is primarily a side effect of challenge pack removal. If you compare H3 to H2 in terms of DLC and new items of course it will falter - for one obviously IOI aren’t going to copy the exact same flow of content they used for the last game, and secondly, H3 hasn’t reached it’s EOL. everyone wants new maps of course but in this context a new map for every other sin is unrealistic.

v1deost · July 26, 2021, 3:38am

when 47 is asleep on the train during the season of lust

Niobium · July 26, 2021, 5:16am

now let me get this straight you think blood money sucks ass and codename 47 is the GOAT hitman?

MrOchoa · July 26, 2021, 5:30am

BM doesn’t suck ass, its just my least favorite title in a Series of very good Games.
But yeah, Codename 47 is my favorite, such a fun game, brilliant OST, beautiful graphics for the time, great gameplay and the best Story Hitman ever had.

Bourbon · July 26, 2021, 5:33am

Meanwhile Diana’s across the room like

heyheyhey

Jason_Portman · July 26, 2021, 5:53am

“Can’t wait for you to arrive in the cabin…!”

Hichkas · July 26, 2021, 9:11am

And the season is yet to start

v1deost · July 26, 2021, 10:08am

oh, but the party’s just getting started

wincenworks · July 27, 2021, 9:00am

downloading-communism

CamTheChest · July 27, 2021, 9:39am

I like to imagine that while there is the immaculate palace such as this forum, there is a slaughtered array of banned members all governed beneath this palace. And more often than not these banned members can be resurrected to say “oh so that’s what they meant”.

The never ending downward democracy spiral hits too close to home these days.

TheChicken · July 27, 2021, 1:22pm

Welcome to the season of lust.

I’m getting the Bat out…

@UrsamRableckBearmon

Khakiasp · July 27, 2021, 2:41pm

lmao based

20comrades

UrsamRableckBearmon · July 27, 2021, 5:49pm

Hahahahahaha.

Ok, now you really made me laugh, chiken boyo.

Just hope you know that you sealed your fate to be fried and devoured along some salad and beer. :B

TheChicken · July 27, 2021, 6:50pm

So, you could say I have… A contract on me.

(>.>)

(<.<)

0047 · July 28, 2021, 12:33pm

It needed doing
Edit: I now realise it was ‘assignation’

iEmeralds · July 28, 2021, 1:09pm

TIL ‘assignation’ and ‘assignment’ were two different words and not similar whatsoever