Things About Hitman You Just Found Out

Could be wrong, but I remember in an interview they said the OG Voice for Alma was too childish and made 47 seem like a predator. Maybe it’s one of the NPC voice actors?

Thank god that didn’t happen. I fear it would be similar to his current style of film making. So far I despise his type of humor. It undercuts tension, a lot of MCU films suffer from this.

The same can be said about Taika Waititi. If Lucasfilm scraps his movie I’ll rest easy.

A Hitman movie could use a talent like Guy Richie. But I fear that we will never get a good film adaption. The Tv-Show is surely dead.

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What’s difficult is that a perfect assassin always being perfect doesn’t make for a great film. You need something to go wrong and/or, what is commonly used, is a double cross and now the hitman is fighting for his life. This inevitably results in more shooting and blow up and explosion than the game fan base wants to see.

It could certainly be done well. I just don’t think it’ll ever happen.

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Ah, so it’s just the OG shipped version of H2 rather than an actual beta.

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You’d think that would make Sean and Orson seem like the predators, considering they were both canonically having sex with her! Killing someone somewhat childish sounding seems a little less horrible when compared to that.

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…Alma is in her 30s or something, who cares how her voice sounds like?

Reality doesn’t matter to most people, just perception.

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Speaking of Alma… Edit: I guess maybe a warning should go right here. Kinda gets pretty f’ed up. But think about it…

Well, first off - since I’ve been playing the Colorado Patient Zero (sandbox mod) I’ve noticed a couple guards mention Reynard and Berg in the same sentence. Which makes me think how Alma must be an interrogator. (Sorry if I missed this detail, perhaps in writing somewhere).

Which brings me back to the people she had tied up and were dead in her garage.

So, what would Alma do with the bodies of people that die while she’s interrogating them?

There’s a lot of beach/sandy area. But there’s also Alma’s dog.

So has anyone ever thought that maybe they feed the body parts to the dog? :flushed:
Maybe Orson chops them up… That might explain the twisted artwork they have hanging on the walls.

Edit2: AND, I suppose it’d make sense to use the dog as part of the interrogation. :thinking:

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Yeah, I think it’s explicitly mentioned that those guards who are digging on the beach near the truck that you have to blow up to cause a distraction we’re going to bury those bodies in that hole, after using the fuel in the back of that truck to burn them past the point of identification. Never considered that thing with Max, though. Nice hypothesis, it makes sense considering all else that is said about this monster dog, and knowing Alma’s cruel streak.

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Mega YIKES that’s dark!!

…But I love how plausible that might be!

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That the chef on the island is called Urben.

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Urben won a contest and got featured in the game as a reward. Even the character was modelled after him as far as I know.

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The DAK guns are made by Stallion Arms from Hitman: Sniper Challenge.

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While reading the hitman wiki about Jason Portman, I found out that apparently, you can place food on a tray and remove the sign that says “gluten-free” which will cause him to go to the medical hut.
I’m guessing this is the intended method of doing the mission story because I always thought you just had to pacify him.

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Oh man, anyone have any idea where this was? I had no idea this was a thing.

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Hokkaido no clue where the food is though always bonked him out

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The food is really hard to find in Hokkaido. Mainly because the tray you place it on is in his hut on Haven Island.

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Wouldn’t the “medical hut” be on Haven though? Portman is there too.

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Ah totally thought it was Hokkaido was having one if my moments lol

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Yeah, I remember trying to “cure him”. Firstly, I woke up lifeguard that was sleeping here but to no effect. Then I pricked him with emetic syringe that was in cabinet, so he could vomit out gluten, but again, nothing. Honestly, if I could design it, I would make it that after you wake up lifeguard, he would prick Portman with emetic syringe, he would go vomit, then he would return to his hut.

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