Yep i heard some parts of this and i was confused and laughing every time!
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Yeah. Reminds me a bit of the improvised “interdimensional cable” bits in Rick and Morty.
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I was actually gonna say that but about this one
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With this track backing it…
Maybe it’s Kane & Lynch Dog & Cat Days. 
Edit: And Disease! 
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Where can I buy a “The Class” t-shirt?
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I just read on https://hitman.fandom.com that Akira Nakamura was the main targets of a an unreleased mission, called “Malpractice”.
It would be nice if all the unrealeased missions could be released in Year 3. I’m thinking also to that mission where we should kill Caruso brothers
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Isnt malpractice a modded mission @Kevin_Rudd made?
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Not so much “made” as it was restored (because it was cut from the game). Like he did with ‘The Brothers’ ET.
Eh, I assume.
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Well, fandom Wikia likes to mix custom and official stuff together. Recently, they added some unofficial escalations from Peacock (althought they have no pages yet).
But interestingly, there was an unreleased Escalation on Hawkeye’s Bay called The Tangaroa Compensation
This makes me think that it was meant to be either released in H2 for those who did not have Golden Pack, or in Season 3 and they wanted to make it so that people could get Jaeger 7 Tuatara, althought its name is different. There were also 2 in Season 1: The Achilles Proposal and The Holcraft Vendetta.
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Pardon me for using your pic, BP. But looking at the label on this bottle of pills strikes me as funny. The idea, that is. Torvik - a reference to the Elusive Target. 
Then look at the ‘LETHAL’ description. Yet there are multiple pills inside the bottle. Like, who would such a prescription be made for? A nearly immortal person that just finally wants it to all end and needs a little help? One pill isn’t enough so you need like 30 of them?
I know. 47 would be dumping the whole bottle in whatever. So a better description might be “Lethal in high doses” as a warning – not a specific feature for each tablet. Take 2 and call a mortician in the morning. 
Edit: Just to be clear. I’m not laughing at the idea of ending one’s self (or another person). Just the description of what the pills do and the fact there are many of them in one bottle.
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And i’m trying to best seperate that as much as I can; mark my words.
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As a person playing through Spiderman remastered, all I can hear is Spidey just trying to sell me cars to pay for rent.
Maybe the drug isn’t used for anything other than killing people? Like when 47 dumps it in a coffee cup it’s not an abuse or over dose of something a normal doc prescribes to patients. It’s only sold to shady govt agencies like the GRU and the CIA?
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lel, that’s incorrect
I’m flattered tho
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Not so much something I just found out, but rather something I just realized: the two targets in the ICA training missions are representative of a large portion of the targets that would appear over the life of the WoA trilogy. Kalvin Ritter was a thief and art dealer; how many goddamn art-related Elusive Targets would we end up getting? And Jasper Knight had a connection to Providence, having been a spy working for Janus. So both of the first two “practice targets” were big hints of what was to come as far as the type of people we’d be killing for the next few years.
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…I mean…
It’s a common motivation among rich socialites I’d expect. I don’t think that was set up as foreshadowing, rather than “People like art and will do illegal things to get it”
For a person who knows their lore, i’m surprised this, of all things, blindsided you.
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He knows lore alright (the twisted interpretation he made up in his head)
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Well, I’m not saying that it was deliberately set up to be foreshadowing, just that it turned out that the first two happened to be examples of the types of targets we’d be getting. I would actually not be surprised if Jasper Knight had not originally been intended to be connected to Providence at the time development began on that mission, until they turned their attention to where the story was going, decided to throw Janus in as a target, thereby making the connection, and decided to toss in Janus blowing Knights cover with the CIA as a bonus to seal the deal.
It just never occurred to me. I mean, I kinda got it with Knight, but Ritter was just another dude until we got the H3 ETs and it turned out that, not only were a whopping four of them serial killers, but two of those same killers were yet more art thieves. I never really paid attention to Ritter’s occupation until playing it again last night and he told Norfolk that he normally deals in art and I rolled my eyes, thinking, “art, again.” And that’s when the realization hit.
All of the lore that I have filed in my head like an encyclopedia is what IOI has directly presented in the games, with some supplementary material they’ve provided filling in some gaps where necessary. Anytime I state something as being lore that seems contradictory, that is because IOI themselves have created the contradiction, and I pull from what they have already provided before as the answer, while they just throw stuff in without taking care to think about how it affects the established story that they themselves have already created for this world. I approach the matter like a court judge and rely on precedent. Nothing I present as lore is made up in my head, barring situations where IOI themselves kept the matter murky and we are all forced to fill in gaps from lack of information.
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People might’ve already seen this earlier this year, but I was checking out more BAFTA stuff on Jane Perry’s win.
She and David Bateson reunited IRL for an interview at the BAFTAs after her win.
In the interview David shows off a temporary barcode tattoo at the back of his head.
Apparently his wife and kids want him to get a permanent one for real lol (at 2:02)
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