Wait when you say “With fries chips” you mean as a side right? Right?!
Food items that are qualified for ketchup usage… Hamburgers, hotdogs, corndogs, eggs, fries, tater-tots, hashbrowns (or any fried potato item), a bologna sandwich, or some other lunch meat items (but not all), and meatloaf. There might be a few others, but those immediately come to mind.
No.
No.
One of my mates at fritz and tomato sauce sandwiches for his lunches and they smelt like ass. I don’t think anyone that actually enjoys them realises how rank they are.
Also a big old no.
Actually just a big no on any tomato based sauce.
Burgers and fries only. Ketchup belongs on nothing else.
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Seeing as how much most of you dislike it - ketchup must be pretty based. Based and red… colored.
Edit: j/k 
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“Oh gee they tell me lead based paint is bad but I showed them, I painted my whole house in it!”
Nope. I eat fries with no sauces of any type. Just salt. It’s a big thing in Chicago that hot dogs must be made a very specific way and one of the central rules is to never use ketchup - so I insist on putting ketchup on hot dogs when I eat them. Mind you, I eat a hot dog about once a year maybe.
I might dip a french fry in Arby’s Sauce if I happen to be at Arby’s though.
True madlads know that the only thing that belongs on chips are salt and/or cheese and/or bacon. maybe chicken salt if you are feeling fancy.
Get him outta here!!! 
I think the only brand of fries I can stand to eat without ketchup are the ones from Mcdonald’s. But they absolutely must have salt. If I get fries from any other place (Burger King, Wendy’s, or just fries I’ve baked at home in the oven) - I’d prefer to have them doctored up with Ketchup. I could even go with barbeque sauce. Melted cheese is also acceptable, but very rare… Oh yeah. Chili-cheese fries are a thing.
Do you know what it’s like to eat cake but only have water to drink instead of milk? That’s what it’s like to eat some brands of fries without ketchup.
I will eat seasoned curly fries with mustard. Fuck everybody.
So basically you’re gonna be flat broke all this month.
I’ve already got my entertainment subscriptions in the bag, so I’d say I’m well prepared for that list!
and i havent had a job in 4 years so life is pain already
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Just fixed that for you.
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What the hell is wrong with you?! 
Ah yes poutine, proof that not all cooking made by Francophiles is completely inedible.
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Losers, i actually enjoy the taste of orange juice after brushing my teeth.
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Yeah… Yeah, that would be about right, that completely tracks.
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They welcome me at the salty spitoon bro
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The only worse crime is adding pineapple.
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Putting pineapple on a pizza is like topping an ice cream sundae with an onion.