It is very good, watched it on launch. Not your average Marvel movie, which is a good thing nowadays, unfortunately.
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I donât think this qualifies as a âHitman moment IRLâ, but I was out mowing my lawn, I was by a tree, and heard a beep that sounded exactly like when 47 places a RU-AP mine (in Blood Money). I had to stop for a moment and look around, and my only thought was âI hope something doesnât blow up.â 
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The best fudge is from Uranus! 
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Looks like we have a new Pope. American.
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I have a friend who is a Catholic Deacon in the Chicago area and he just text me the followingâŚ
âMy new boss better not be a GOD DAMN White Sox fan.â
(In case you didnât know we have two baseball teams in Chicago and you can only like one).
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âWhy are we still here?â Well given this is a three decades too late sequel to Age of Apocalypse written Jeph Loeb I can only assume the answer is âJust to suffer.â
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Today, while at work, I had to call an ambulance for the first time ever. Some old dude was lying down motionless on the concrete in front of the supermarket Iâm employed. He was drunk as a skunk, topless and couldnât utter a word. Thought he might puke and choke or who knows what else since it was already dark. The lady on the phone didnât show any interest at first since a lot of ambulance resources are wasted on drunks, which I understood but did call me back telling me that she sent an ambulance and should wait for them. The paramedics told me he was the third one today. They thought it was about a drunk that they got acquainted with since they had many troubles with. That specific drunk was exactly where the ambulance was parked 
The old dude was resisting help and one of the paramedics was about to call the police but in the end he agreed to go to the hospital. I offered to help the 3 paramedics carry him, he was one fat tub of lard. 
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May have done a morally dubious thing and rigged a high schools prom king and queen vote as a favor for a friend.
Rest assured they won, and now nobodyâs became somebodyâs and the âpopular voteâ didnât win atleast for that night.
Probably best for this School to not let their voting process be accessible through a Google form.
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Where exactly were you from October 20th through November 5th last year?
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Making Sandwiches and plenty of bread.
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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago itâs a sport.
-Dick Gregory 1972
Well done Mano, now you just have to hope no one at that school is ever on HMF .
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At least in my country itâs Motherâs Day, so happy Motherâs day to any mothers on the Forum and to the mothers of the people in the Forum! 
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Chapter numero 4 is up and running!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/61917364/chapters/168509500
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So, going through a little bit of a scare right now. A week ago, my wifeâs (now former) friendâs dog playfully nibbled on her arm. She wasnât injured or anything, but she does have a skin condition that causes her to sometimes have small open breaks in her skin. Yesterday, the former friendâs dog was fighting with the other dog for reasons unknown and her adult daughter got bit on the arm. And she chose then to tell my wife that she had not kept up with the dogâs vaccinations, and now my wife is panicking that she may have been infected with rabies if that was the cause of the dogâs unexpected aggression. Everything is working for her right now, as the doctors did not recommended a need for the daughter to get a rabies vaccination, itâs only been a few days, and so far thereâs no indication that the dog is exhibiting other symptoms, but the fact that this wasnât communicated right away that the dog is unvaccinated has really got my wife worried. I think sheâll be fine, but rabies is so horrible that I donât want to risk it and weâre trying to get her a vaccination now. Itâs best to get it in the first three days and itâs been a week now, but since itâs too soon for symptoms, vaccination can still be effective. Weâll see what happens.
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So, follow-up, practically everything and every opinion says that sheâs fine, but sheâs gonna report the dog to animal services to be checked, hopefully just a quarantine for observation and not straight to euthanasia, just to be sure.
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