Bro boutta sing Bohemian Rhapsody in the most monotone ass way possible
“Mother”
“Oh”
“I would not like to die”
“Sometimes I prefered to never exist at all”
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There is only one song for Santa Fortuna:
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Contract ID: 3-04-7649000-20
Platform: Xbox
Submitter name: Crewdy
Contract Title: A Night at the Opera
Location: Sapienza (Landslide)
Briefing
47, I know you love Lazing on a Sunday Afternoon, but we’ve got a Sweet Lady and and her Good Company to take out. You’re off for a Seaside Rendezvous in Sapienza and your target is 39 year old Christina Dionisi.
She’s been marked 47, which makes her Death on Two Legs. She’s due to go on stage tonight and sing some infernal Bohemian Rhapsody - I know you love the Opera, but I really can’t stand it, so she has to go I’m afraid.
The Love of Her Life, Mariano Palerma is currently working the bar by the docks, and we’ve also been asked to tie up a few loose ends while we are there, Padre Francesco and Valerio Polloni.
You’re My Best Friend 47, so I know you’ll grab me a nice bottle of my favourite wine whilst you’re there and we’ll have a cozy night in when you get back.
Brief Description: I couldn’t resist making a contract based on one of my all-time fav albums. The briefing was really fun to write, and if you know the album well you will hopefully get a little chuckle from it.
The briefing contains the titles of most of the songs off the album worked in.
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Contract Title : Tyler, The Contract Creator
Contract ID : 2-34-3342005-48
Platform : Playstation
Submitter Name : Switcher
Location : Ambrose Island
Briefing:
These boys are guns,
He’ll shoot them down,
He is so dangerous, quite dangerous,These boys are guns,
He’ll shoot them down,
He is so dangerous, quite dangerous,He got them by their necks,
Everyone else seem lame to them,He got them by their necks,
Everyone else seem lame to them,These boys are guns.``
Brief Description:
A 3 target loud gun contract set in Ambrose, all weapons can be found around the area and there are more than enough ways to kill each target.
Thanks to @volvomodus for being the hcce master.
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Contract ID: 1-03-4482307-29
Platform: Epic
Submitter name: Fenixsandr
Contract Title: Requiem
Briefing:
- Why is the bell ringing so loud and long?
- Because it’s a requiem for you.
Brief Description:
Location: Sapienza WOT.
Targets:
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This is a good puzzle contract, I think challenging players are going to like it.
I played it now but just missed the body found for the gold rifle guy. I know my mistake now and I felt I was playing Sekiro game, I will try again. Wow, good job. Hope this one gets featured 
I am sure the satisfaction feel after a 5 star will be worth achieving 
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If it’s released in November then that would be more fitting because Hawke’s Bay Anniversary Day is 21 Oct and Guy Fawkes Day is 5 Nov. But if not I hope you’ll consider anyway.
What’s it got to do with music theme? Well anyone who’s seen V for Vendetta knows that when you set the ‘fireworks’ off, it’s best enjoyed with this track which is available by using Napoleon Blownaparte in game!
Guy Hawkes Day
Contract ID: 1-20-1959237-04
Platform: EGS
Submitter name: Kevin Rudd
Contract Title: Guy Hawkes Day
Briefing:
47,
It’s Hawke’s Bay Anniversary Day and the council has forgotten the fireworks. Our client, Guy Hawkes, is settling in the for the night in his boat off the coast of Hawke’s Bay and wants us to provide a fireworks show.
An odd contract, but we’ve spent all our Halloween budget already so the board says we must take all the jobs we can get.
Yours forever,
D
Description: Kill a trio of clones with an accident explosion. Conveniently they’re located right next to a ute full of gasoline and flares. Isn’t too hard to fulfil, and allows for a few options (disguise or nah? KO or make people go away by other means? Car or propane tank? etc)
Location: New Zealand
Image Suggestion: Pick your fave, I couldn’t decide
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Ayo thanks Zubin, thanks for playing
There is an extremely cool way to kill him and I pulled it off already it’s incredible.
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Contract ID: 1-08-2738934-29
Platform: Epic
Submitter name: Fenixsandr
Contract Title: Let’s rock
Briefing:
Wes and Dexy unfairly kicked Benjamin out of the band. Music, in their opinion, is just money. Well, let’s rock without them!
Brief Description:
Location: Bangkok
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I updated an audio. good luck
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Contract ID: 4-28-4151599-48
Platform: Switch
Submitter name: The Elite Institute
Contract Title: Common People
Briefing: If you wanna live like common people, you can’t have staff!
Brief Description: The Carlisle’s have had enough with the aristocratic life and want to live like common people. As such, they hire professional life guru Jarvis Cocker to help them achieve their goals. Of course, the first thing they need to get rid of is the staff. After all, common people don’t have staff!
Themed after the song of the same name by Pulp (even the thumbnail is themed after the music video), this attempts to bring it to life within a contract!
Location: Dartmoor
Any extra information so I could get a grasp if anything of how your contract(s) flow: It has been routed so that speedrunners can attempt it in a number of ways, and each route will force players to think of how best to deal with each target’s best cycle and how to manipulate them.
And Featured Contract Image suggestion:
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Jarvis Cocker 
Contract ID: 1-03-9177568-29
Platform: Epic
Submitter name: Fenixsandr
Contract Title: Three chords
Briefing:
It seems like it’s as simple as three chords. But what do you use to blow up a propane tank?
Brief Description:
The main purpose of this contract is hippy. The first two targets are created for - so that it is not possible to take any fuse, the time limit does not allow you to go down to the basement to get the smuggled item.(Although maybe speedrunners will think of something) Even with a shot you can’t blow up propane. So how do you blow up propane?
Location: Sapi
TARGETS:
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Contract ID:2-22-4698628-05
Platform: PlayStation
Submitter name: mjbsr2008
Contract Title: Bury Me In Smoke
Briefing: Your targets are men who have an escape to keep them satisfied until they’re gone from it. That itself is smoking, it has caused many fire related accidents due to their negligence killing many bystanders in the process. They show no regrets for the laws they’ve broke and know a hit has been put on them. They now know that when their time will come they’ll know the reason why. I’m sure you’ll be able to find them easily with the trail of cigarette smog they leave behind. Good luck 47.
Location: Whittleton Creek
Brief Description:
this contract is in reference to a song from the metal band Down called by the same name and bits from the briefing reference the lyrics of the song
good luck to everyone who submitted their contracts here.
edit: I decided to edit image suggestions and if anyone is wonder why it’s the same picture but one is zoomed in and moved to the left it’s because i want to make sure that the full image can be seen and is out of the way of the featured contract title card that is on the right.
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Congratulations Charlie on getting selected as a curator!
Unfortunately I didn’t get much time to create a submission, but I brought forward one I created in Hitman 2.
Name of Contract: 4’ 33”
Contract ID:
3-02-0232733-69 (Time Complication mandatory)
3-02-2837696-69 (Time Complication optional)
Platform: Xbox
Location: Paris
Description:
Inspired by John Cage’s classic performance, 4’33”, enter a world of assassination and achieve a Silent Assassin, Suit Only masterpiece. A rival stage company is upset about losing the contract for Sanguine’s Paris fashion show to one of Sebastian Sato’s companies, despite assurances from Viktor Novikov that it would be awarded to them. Eliminate the crew and put Sato’s company out of business in a timely fashion. Good luck 47.
Why it should be featured:
As stated in the description, the title of the contract comes from the song 4’33”by experimental composer John Cage, which is commonly known as 4 minutes and 33 seconds of silence. In actuality, it is the performers not playing their instruments and the listener hears the environment. I felt this is perfect metaphor for Agent 47, as he listens to the environment while remaining silent to complete his task. To continue the music theme, I chose the crew responsible for the music and visuals for the Sanguine fashion show.
The contract has a time requirement, which must be completed within 4 minutes and 33 seconds, inspired by the song. I created 2 versions, one which will end the contract at the end of the performance, the other where it is optional. I prefer the failure scenario, keeping with the fact that the song has an end, but if Charlie selects it, I’ll leave it to his discretion. The other complications just keep the floor neat instead of leaving a mess of bodies, but these are all optional.
The challenge can be completed from all of multiple starts with the suit. Some are more generous with the time to make it back to the main gate exit, others will be cutting it close. While straight forward for execution, the various starts allows different replay-ability and strategy as you race against the clock for your own SASO performance.
Edit: forgot the suggested image. One with 47, one without (I prefer without).
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Contract ID: 1-03-9988587-29
Platform: Epic
Submitter name: Fenixsandr
Contract Title: Do-Re-Mi-Fa-Sol
Briefing:
Do - Dominus - Lord;
Re - rerum - matter;
Mi - miraculum - miracle;
Fa - familias rlanetarium - family of planets, i.e. the solar system;
Sol - solis - Sun.
Brief Description:
The contract was originally designed to be a sniper contract, but the lack of complications allows for a variety of non-sniper strategies.
Location: Sapi
Targets:
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Contract ID: 1-02-7718695-21
Platform: Epic
Submitter name: Tetrafish_21
Contract Title: Radio Rampage
Briefing:
Whether you listen over the air or through a wire…
This radio has the songs to make your targets expire.So turn on your radio, bro!
Brief Description: A contract that makes use of 1 or more radios. Other items could probably be used to distract, but I wanted to make use of something from the mission itself.
There is a catch to using the radio, though. If you have one target coming to the location you last used it - the next one (if you were to try to lure them with it) they’ll ignore it if you try to use it again. So it’ll be important for players to take their time. Sorry speedrunners. And you’ll need to make sure you get the targets and not another NPC. There’s only one target where this will be a big problem. Just be careful.
Location: Paris
Suggested image…
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Contract ID: 1-02-5386678-43
Platform: Steam
Submitter Name: Darksniper95#191 (On xbox, me for creating the contract initially) & Linux Penguin (Hellothere on steam for creating the contract with the proper description
Contract title: Love is Fake
Briefing:
I drown in the wave of your loving gaze
A flower, a woman in your heart, Romeo
My sad demons in the bottomless abyss.
Inspired by French Song: Armour Plastique (There’s nothing we can do about it)
Brief Description: A contract based on some lyrics based on Armour Plastique (The song featured in the Napoleon Meme)
Location: Paris, The Showstopper
Image:
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fyi i’d like it structured as “linux_penguin” 
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np Charlie said he’d format it as so