Ha! You are old as fuuuuuuuuck, like I know you are old (as forum users go) but you are real old. I was born one year after the first one even came out. San Andreas was the first time my mother outright rejected buying a game from me and she let me play Vice City (I guess I hit the age where you actually copy stuff you see in games).
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i take small comfort in the fact that @schatenjager is probably older… or at least more mature (sorry schatenjager).
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And here’s another member of the Old Farts Club chiming in. 
You may be “old” but do you have arthritis and gray hairs? 
… 
Edit: I also seem to have issues with (what must be) my gall bladder. Waking up 4 hours later to piss? Yeah. That’s a thing too.
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Yeah I think Jaeger is the only person on here that needs to be carbon dated for an exact measurement.
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There are some quality differences between some entries though. I guess the general opinion say that III, VC and SA improved on each other. LCS and VCS were great but more on par with VC. IV is considered the holy grail by some. TLaD and TBoGT were the prime example of high quality add on’s. GTA V was a step down in my opinion since R* wanted too much with it and didn’t utilize it and the story was kinda aimless and mid.
I think VI is gonna be mid. R* fucked up with the Trilogy Remaster, GTA Online milking, microtransactions, the death of RDR Online, T2’s modding killing spree and Dan Houser & Lazlow Jones leaving. Its a whole different company than the one who made all the classic GTA games. I’m worried they’ll take a whole other road with the new entry and may or may not mess it up.
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When you were in your prime you wore onions on your belt and people called sauerkraut, liberty cabbage. (It was the style at the time and something people actually did, respectively)
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I quote this so often it’s not even funny. Damn kids need to get off my lawn.
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My honest reaction toward quite every user to be honest. Even yourself lmao.
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the real tragedy is i was never ‘it’ in the first place.
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That is how you beat the system. By never being with “It” you never have an “It” to pass you by.
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Do you believe in a possibility of another Hitman game in the next 5 years?
- Yes
- No
- Hitman is over, lol
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Do you consider a possibility of another Hitman game to not include the word “Hitman” in its title?
- Yes, it’s plausible
- No way!
- “The Adventures Of Tobias Rieper” is the only choice they have
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The Freelancer Mode release date, approximately:
- September
- October
- November
- December
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Which is kinda like saying you can’t watch Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter because of the nudity, so watch Basic instinct instead.
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Whats your problem man? GTA2 and 2 are absolute classics.
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To be fair, so is Plan 9 From Outer Space, and that’s also bad. Even classics can suck. The original GTA may be fun to play, but let’s be honest: that game is uglier than a group photo of The Rolling Stones.
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I liked Plan 9! GTA 1? Not so much.
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If you were 17 in '97, then yeah, I’m older.
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I always thought you had questionable taste. Nothing personal.
I mean it was no “Death Bed (the bed that eats)”, but it had its moments.
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you sound like a man who appreciates a bit of mystery science theatre 3000.
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