Maybe…
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I’m hoping super hard for a September release, but it’s looking to be more like October at the earliest, since we still haven’t gotten a peep about it – I’d expect them to have teased it or something if it’s expected for the next roadmap
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Honestly, it is still a real option. We’re early into August, and a surprise date announcement is more than welcome to appear in front of us, even though my personal guess for the release would be October.
I know we usually expect a lot of delays from IOI, but it won’t be December for sure - making us wait almost entire year is too much of a stretch. It just feels too late.
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Well, I hope for a release at the end of this week, but that’s not going to happen. September is now the earliest they can release it given they’ve already provided the August roadmap. I’m still betting on October (some sort of “sweet treat for Halloween” thing maybe?).
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It would be a more realistic expectation to hope for a new 30-second challenge in the Mills Reverie that unlocks some suit or something.
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Imagine the most despicable, unlikeable and inept target in Hitman you can think of. Then, using this scale, rate how terrible this person is.
- 1 - Rational
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- 10 - Grotesque
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You may optionally describe what and/or who this person is, their backstory, etc.
Any Republican currently in or running for office in the USA right now, and any supporters of You Know Coup.
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First person I could think of was Campbell Sturrock.
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Same! I was thinking of Malcolm more, but he isn’t really a target if I remember right.
He is not, my first thought was Wade from that Hitman game.
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I wouldn’t know, I played that game for about 45 minutes.
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You played it for too long.
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Yeah that was the most regrettable 45 minutes of my life.
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Oh, do you guys (@Accidental_Kills98 and @0047) mean Absolution? An enjoyable, entertaining, worthy addition to the Hitman family, that Absolution. I’d even say that, of any criticisms that have been lobbed against it, it has been absolved. That’s right, it’s actually found it’s own Absolution!
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Yeah no, you can’t simply absolve Hitman Absolution especially by going “Ah you see you are wrong and I am not”. As a monsignor of the Hitman fandom and a high cardinal of the Absolution Sucks Massive Balls denomination of the Fandom, I am going to go so far as to excommunicate it as a Hitman game.
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Yeah… remember what happened the last time someone was made excommunicado?
Fuck Wakanda: Absolution forever!
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Mate you aren’t helping your case by comparing Absolution to John Wick. That is like comparing a cool S you drew on a school desk to the Mona Lisa.
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Not to get into the middle of this, but I’d prefer the cool S to that tiny thing painted on some wood planks in France… but I don’t do art.
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Oh the cool S with the 6 little lines you join up? That was actually fun to do as a niño
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Well sub in your favourite painting for maximum effect. I don’t like the painting either but it is the message I am trying to convey that is important.
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