Report to Horny Jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200 
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Reading or writing any fanfiction, Hitman or otherwise?
- No to both, due to lack of time or patience.
- No because most fanfiction sucks.
- Can’t write for shit but I be up for reading some.
- Yes to both. Might post it here, might not.
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A Fan Fiction of 47 polishing his head, would
It be a better plot then Absolution?
- Yes
- No
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Where’s the option for “I can’t post it here because you guys are not the target audience/you couldn’t handle it”?
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Come on, Absolution wasn’t that bad, the things I disliked (strongly) was the disquise/instinct system and the timed Countdown mission, rage deleted the game and the saves trying to SA/SO that level , 2-3 months later I installed it again and, did everything one more time, I don’t think I SA/SO the Countdown mission though.
The rest was okay, but not as good as Hitman 1 (2016) and 2 (2018).
Is Ken Morgan actually a brick?
- Yes
- No
- Yes and Jebediah Block is also a block
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You forgot who we are? This HMF! There’s nothing we can’t handle! 
Jokes aside, Whatever it is I doubt you’ll get boooooed off the stage. We once had some x rated Diana and 47 stuff.
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The fanfic where Diana gives 47 a blowjob at the end has more entertainment value than the story of HITMAN Trilogy so far.
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It’s actually cut content that was restored through reading.
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I think they made a novel out of that fanfic…
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What would be more uncomfortable to read:
- Graphic sex scene involving Diana and 47
- Slow burn exploration of their feelings from each of their POV’s
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I mean, that second option is sadly what the trilogy’s story is aiming for.
Do you agree some of the most memorable missions that can be used as exponents of the big highlights of the franchise are the ones with a single target to eliminate and another objective, like retrieving/finding something (Anathema for H2SA, The Lee Hong Assassination for C:47 and Contracts, A New Life for BM, Golden Handshake for H2 and it seems Dartmoor for H3 will be the case too).
- Yes
- No
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sounds like goddamn wager
I think you mean GLORIOUSLY
My bros vs my workload - who will come out on top
Alright. Hypothetically speaking which idea makes you want to barf less:
- 47 helps Diana get ready to wear That Dress in the field
- Diana and 47 tango to do covert surveillance
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Been volunteering with a charity shop since 2012, first as a generic assistant, then as a cashier, and then as a volunteer driver, picking up donations from people’s houses. Had to stop when the first lockdown hit almost 10 months ago now, because even between lockdowns the shop received a ton of donations and didn’t need a driver to pick up more.
To be honest, thinking of quietly giving it up. After COVID has ended, I plan to move house, and then try and find a new job and basically try and have a fresh start in life. Thinking it is a good time to quit the charity, even though I won’t be moving far probably, maybe start working for another charity shop once I’m settled in my next phase of life.
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No but I do donate to some charities whenever I can
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Specifically for the Hitman (2016) maps, Paris, Sapienza, Marrakesh, Bangkok, Colorado, and Hokkaido, do you think those maps on Master difficulty are good?
- Master difficulty on those maps is fun and well designed
- Master difficulty on those maps is not fun, but it is well designed
- Master difficulty on those maps are neither fun nor well designed
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Trying to unlock the challenges for completing the first 6 maps on Master difficulty, basically SA/SO and Sniper Assassin. Honestly, having a bit of a miserable time, Colorado is so much harder to navigate with the more perceptive NPCs, Hokkaido’s glass corridors are a nightmare, and it seems like by adding challenge is just adding an annoying number of new guards.
Not having fun, only got Bangkok and Hokkaido left to do, then never touching Master again on those maps. Wondering if people agree or if you think they are good, because I just don’t see it.