Best NPC lines / quotes

From all the Hitman games :slight_smile:

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here’s the archive if anybody wants to dig through to remember their favorites

Isn’t it better to make the general hitman games category return? I guess some threads are meant to be seperated instead of spread through all categories.

i know, but i cant control that atm. wincen (Jarb) isnt available right now

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“Wait… Is that Helmut Kruger?”

“Is that… Pitbull?”

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“Kruger-ificiation… it’s happening!”

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A review of Nabazov’s work: “What is the message here? Aside from ritual suicide being top notch.”

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“Are you trying to intimidate me or be intimate with me?”

“Are you coming on to me, because I don’t want that.”

God, I love Mumbai.

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“He has stormtrooper syndrome!”
For missing too many shots in combat.

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“Yeah, get him, Steve!”

Steve dies

“Uh… Next time, Steve.”

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"You deserve poop in a bag’’

"Have you noticed how Rico?’’

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‘I need to use the bathroom’

Even though I’ve never played games before Absolution, this will be my favourite line, forever.

Edit: I’ve played blood money now, truly a masterpiece.

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Get lost,

CHUMLEE

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"I don’t like it when people throw things, and then I have to go and look, and then Boom! I’m down!"

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Still the best quote IMO

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“I now feel your flesh” when getting frisked in Contracts

I’m not a native speaker and not sure if it even makes much sense in English but maybe that’s the point?

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I think @EvilGeniusRo would be the one to ask about that (already talked about it before iirc) :grin:

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Hehe, that line :laughing:
Acum iti simt carnea. - I now feel your flesh.
Problem here is that carnea - the meat
So… I now feel your meat. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I love the British guard who sings that’s the way uh hun uh hun I like it when he fixes fuse boxes.

You use “flesh” in very limited contexts in English, most of them sexual or creepy. The only neutral one I can think of is when you see someone you haven’t seen before or in awhile, you’d be seeing them in the flesh. If you have the English version of the 2016 games, the way Strandberg emphasizes how good it is to see Pam Kingsley in the flesssssh really highlights what a scumbag he is.

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