Best NPC lines / quotes

“I do have the biggest cock in the room! You will obey me!”
I’ve been reading this thread and looking things up in the Hitmaps audio library to check them and this was the most shocking

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“Yeah you thought I was a wimp huh? Now I got a gun. Now I got a gun and nobody is going to fuck with me. Nobody!”

(Rare?) quote from Mason McCready, Landon Metcalf, and certain Hope Goons, Wade’s Henchmen, and armed Hope “civilians” while searching for an unidentified threat.

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“Wow, gravity, man… Still works” - random guard upon seeing 47 throwing stuff around

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What is this? Spoken word? God. Is William Shatner going to join us soon?

(a quote by female guest at Nabazov’s exhibition, when he starts speaking).

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Oh, shit, I must go and get the, um uh, from the, the, the, the, the, what did I say I was gonna get I can’t remember what it was now. It’s something about the, wha shit, ah, ohhhh, yeah, [unintelligable] passport. I’ll do it when I get to the, uh, other side of the thing, and then I can get some, uh, of the other stuff as well. This is kind of, oh, God, pffff yeah, that’s what I’m gonna do. Thaaaat’s what I’m gonna do. I’m gonna go in there and get it now and im gonna

The maintenance man next to the dubai server room

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Cool, now do a flip fucking idiot :joy:

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Guard after investigating the noise: “Yeah command, I’ve got big fat nothing here”

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“Wow It’s Santa Claus I know him” random npcs seeing 47 dressed in the Santa 47 outfit :santa: i just like now happy they sound when the say it nice contrast to the second I decide to do a kill everyone and just hear them screaming

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“Make the new guy do it!” brief pause “Oh… he died.”

  • Guard when being told over radio to bag a body.
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“shut up, helmut? wait, you’re not helmut. hey, bad form dude, you stole my idea! hey asshole, maybe you can find someone else to emulate? how about jordan cross, he’s hot right? wow, this is super embarrassing. heheh, at least we don’t attend the same social circles! shut up, we don’t right? i’ve got connections, i can make you disappear for good!” -mistah jason portman

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“Target is eating his last meal in the restaurant”

Guard in a combat state chasing me around the Gama Hosptial restaurant area.

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Annoying prick, a shame he’s not a proper target.

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i don’t even know how his face recovered in the span of a few months

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“Hey, what are you guys doing? Oh…” - NPC (The Hippo Whisperer) upon seeing 47 dragging a body
Would’ve got the full line but I threw a shovel at him a bit too soon

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