Heard this one for the first time just now:
“Oh my god, it’s like Colonel Kurtz’s summer camp!”
Hokkaido surgeon upon discovering some bodies.
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“I’m a professional – no need to worry! Tsk-tsk. I got this…”
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Ok, that one is admittedly very cool.
Don’t have a specific line in mind right now, but something I really like is when I happen to do Shootout with Guards, the last Guard left alive often encourages himself or calls 47 out and I feel like this is a really cool detail, especially seing as most players never get to hear it.
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“It’s just you and me now.”
Landon Metcalf and Mason McCready in Hitman Absolution mission “Shaving Lenny” as well as certain Hope Goons & Henchmen.
“HA! Now it’s just me!”
Technically not an in-game quote but it’s typically what I say after eliminating the target or NPC who said the previous quote.
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“I’m actually a dude.See the hair on my lips? Waxing doesn’t help…” -stripper at the Vixen club
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“You’re counting your earnings out already aren’t you? I can hear the coins rattling around in that shiny little head of yours.”
Mark Faba, aka The Undying, as 47 is pointing a gun at him.
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“I can’t deal with this, I got my Pilates class to go to!”
Female NPC running for help after witnessing an incident
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Might be my favourite line in the trilogy.
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Not an official quote sadly but something I always envisioned being said during the scene where 47 is about to kill Janus while disguised as the male nurse.
Janus: “What do they call you?”
47: “Subject 47.”
Janus: eyes widened in recognition and astonishment right before 47 snapped his neck
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“Heeeeey waaddduuuuuup?”
Random male in Sapienza (i dont recall where) the way he says it is cheery and so funny for a random NPC to say.
Edit; he has yellow shorts and a blue shirt by the hairdresser by the hallway going from the pier to the plaza in front of the mansion.
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“Well parce, Miss Martinez is going to feed us to the pirañhas and they don’t give a shit about your traditions, you hear me?!?”
Guards by the minintruck near jungle entrance by the bridge in Santa Fortuna
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“Saint, status report. Saint, do you copy? Status report!”
“Mission failed.”
“47.”
“Travis.”
“I trusted you. You were given a mission and you betrayed the Agency. You humiliated me!”
Agent 47 and Mr. Travis speaking via cell phone at the conclusion of “Attack of the Saints” mission in Hitman Absolution. 47 had already discarded the phone and left by Travis’s final remark.
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I was in Spaienza today dressed as the scientist and a local down by the water said “I hope the research goes well sir.”
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Once i got stuck on the pier in Paris because a guard saw me knife his buddy by the chopper so a bunch of guards came from both sides of the stairs and one went “he thinks he’s getting away with it”
Well, I did 
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“Hey, have you seen Ramone? No? He’s probably sleeping in a closet somewhere haha”
Random basic guards in Miami by the underpass
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“Have you ever tried a defibrillator… on yourself…?”
Max Reiter in Miami (when disguised as medic)
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