Heard this one for the first time just now:
“Oh my god, it’s like Colonel Kurtz’s summer camp!”
Hokkaido surgeon upon discovering some bodies.
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“I’m a professional – no need to worry! Tsk-tsk. I got this…”
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Ok, that one is admittedly very cool.
Don’t have a specific line in mind right now, but something I really like is when I happen to do Shootout with Guards, the last Guard left alive often encourages himself or calls 47 out and I feel like this is a really cool detail, especially seing as most players never get to hear it.
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“It’s just you and me now.”
Landon Metcalf and Mason McCready in Hitman Absolution mission “Shaving Lenny” as well as certain Hope Goons & Henchmen.
“HA! Now it’s just me!”
Technically not an in-game quote but it’s typically what I say after eliminating the target or NPC who said the previous quote.
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“I’m actually a dude.See the hair on my lips? Waxing doesn’t help…” -stripper at the Vixen club
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“You’re counting your earnings out already aren’t you? I can hear the coins rattling around in that shiny little head of yours.”
Mark Faba, aka The Undying, as 47 is pointing a gun at him.
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