Best NPC lines / quotes

Not really a good line but I’ve just had somebody comment on the Raven Suit by saying “Ooh, what’s your mission, sniper man?”. I hadn’t realized that there were voice lines for this suit.

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This one isn’t from WOA, but I just remembered Diana says “we have a neat little mission for you in Malaysia.”

Her calling an upcoming assassination “neat” makes me giggle.

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“I could use some relaxing fumes” :rofl:

Level 2 facility guard in Chongqing

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“G.I. Jerk is anxious, something, something”

Local talking behind Crest’s back in Ambrose :rofl:

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I think Diana meant ‘neat’ like a tidy operation with no complications, unlike the Middle Eastern ones that came before it. But now I imagine her going “This one’s a sweet gig, 47! You can thank me later!”

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Ah! That does make more sense. Damn Yankee English speaker here. We only really ever use neat to mean tidy when we use the redundant phrase “neat and tidy,” otherwise it means interesting/cool.

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I’m sorry if I killed it for you :smile: But yeah, it looks good to her because it’s neat in that it has no complications, a simple in and out. Of course, she didn’t know the mission would involve an identical twin brother and Diana herself being temporarily replaced by Clara.
A ‘simple operation’, like St. Petersburg was supposed to be, until it triggered three more missions. Diana kinda jinxes these things!

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“Hey, Mr. Martini Lunch” - in NY when dressed as an investment broker

“Don’t get cocky just because he’s a bad shot. He might get lucky” … yeah, i heard them say this about me

“Send someone down here … don’t send Tony, that guy’s a moron”

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Street Soldier in Santa Fortuna after I shot his colleague:
“Damnit, that son of a bitch owend me money.”

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In the Bruce Lee ET if you get a bodyguard outfit there is an NPC with an Asian accent who goes “oh the body guard!” and then sings “and I will always love you” with just an awful singing voice.

:joy:

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Some of the new npc dialogue they added for the Slim Shady ET.

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During a Freelancer showdown in Berlin, I was dressed as a bartender and a woman said: “That’s the most stone-faced bartender I’ve ever seen. Maybe he’s Swedish or something.” :thinking:

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“Vanya Shah will hear of this! Mark my words!” I think about that line anytime a target gets on my nerves during the planning stage.

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Medic in Miami, upon seeing a body: “Hey, is there a doctor around?”

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