Best NPC lines / quotes

Not the best, but nice attention to detail for me as a Brit.
In Dartmoor, one of the maids makes a reference to when she was in Year 10 (ages 14-15) at high school, which is the British system.

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PoV: Crouching infront of Guards in Dartmoor

“Permission to shoot this Clown? Please?”

“Get the Hell Up or I’ll knock you down, permanently.”

PoV: Crouching infront of a Waiter in Dartmoor

“Trouble with your Back? I can relate.”

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As I was roaming on train with my elite commander disguise, everyone was saluting me and saying “Sir!”. That was until I bumped into one, and he told me: “Sir… your breath stinks!”

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Cassidy’s Bodyguard: MR CASSIDY, I love hide and seek as much as the next guy but come on!

Mumbai Guard: Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!

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“At least someone’s day is worse than mine”, in response to someone dying. :laughing:

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when you choke an npc for ironically 47 seconds he says goofy stuff like: “you were better in blood money” or “can i call my kids?”

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Can 47’s lines count? I approached a staff member in Berlin as the dealer and 47, in an uncertain tone, offered:

“Do you… like drugs? I got some.”

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I’m suddenly seized with the mad desire to see if 47’s ever even taken a drink, aside from Absolution because it doesn’t count…

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well, what do you mean? all of the blend-in spots where he drinks the wine/beer counts, right?

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Exhibit A: glasses never get emptier when 47 drinks at blend spots

Man, I would make a great enforcer.

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He’s not very subtle, is he? No wonder some NPCs think he’s an undercover cop.

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It’s not WHAT he says, it’s HOW he says it. LOL

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Diana: THAT is Viktor Novikov. Head of Sanguine, and ringleader of IAGO.

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Diana: Well have at it, 47 :wink:

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47 to Olivia “I’ll… leave you to prepare”

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He drinks something with Sierra when disguised as Moses.

Also in Blood Money, when on the plane to the DC, he’s got a drink and it doesn’t look like tea or soda, heh.

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Is that 4th wall breaking?

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ahem carl ingram when you disturb him “i bet people with corona-virus have more tranquility than this”

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No, it is just a role reversal.

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Imagine him saying that to Victoria… :sob: