Elusive Target #37: EMINƎM vs. SLIM SHADY (1 December - 31 December 2025)

For Science!

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It looks familiar with Eminem’s last album: The Death of Slim Shady

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I don’t understand why the patients suits that can be selected at beginning isn’t unlockable. It feels like it should, although I understand why many people wouldn’t care for it. Maybe make an Arcade challenge for it?

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After finishing the normal Elusive Target and the Arcade version, as we saw shades of it, I’ve come to the conclusion we definitely need a night time Whittleton Creek!! :wink:

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Did anyone notice there’s an exclusive Starting Suit to this level, but we can’t unlock it unfortunately? :cry:

Edit: thank you Floople, I am wrong, someone DID notice lol

A patient gown with a big red letter S.

(The suit doesn’t appear in any other location, just under the ET mission.)

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Anyway I WAS going to record or stream this, but apparently doing it the intended normal way is a no-go because you gotta turn off Licensed Music.

If you told me Hitman was gonna have a licensed music toggle I’d call you crazy. Wow.
(Also funny, a second after you close this message it starts playing an Eminem Song on the bathroom speakers WHAT IS THIS GAME) :joy::roll_eyes:

Also the slight Fish Eye lens and whatever filter they’re using to blow up the bloom in this level is certainly a choice… :grimacing: Hmm damn.

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Something tells me this will be a future unlock.

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That patient’s robe suit has to have been meant as an unlock right? Hasn’t every prior CelebrET given two suits? One for playing, one for buying the DLC?

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EDIT nevermind then

I found the inclusion of the Ninja suit on a body odd, ESPECIALLY with a unique Diana voice line for equipping it.

Seems you can do the Godzilla easter egg even in this ET.
Someone please try it out, I’ve done it 3 times and I can’t get the perfect route to the lantern.

The Licensed Music warning is weird since I’ve only encountered a tiny snippet so far at the very start of the level.
I’m guessing maybe they’ve tied in Em’s “Godzilla” rap to this easter egg here?

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Did you look at who was wearing the suit?

The Godzilla Easter egg plays out the same

The only licensed music seems to just be that snippet of Houdini occasionally playing in the garden area and through some speakers

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Oh shoot is it Agent Smith then? Would make sense I guess
(But this is hardly the first time 47 has taken a disguise from a KO/Dead person, c’mon Diana should be used to seeing him strip!) :joy::smirking_face:

Wow look at you easter egg master, thanks.
Aw that’s too bad then

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Correct

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Ah yes, thank you. I forgot about the Overalls.

Then the logical explanation is that the ET should default start you in the Slim Shady robe, and it’s bugged.

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There’s two guards who patrol up and down the outside of the hospital (by the mountain path) that you might like. Specifically commenting on how stupid Slim Shady’s vocabulary is.


Does anyone know the specific spawn locations of the Fairy Lady? I heard she drops a key to the basement, and that’s the only way you can get inside (can’t break it open, there’s no crowbar option)
(And there’s some sort of secret down there?)

Trying to do this SASO. I found her appearing outside the Hospital Bathroom, but she doesn’t react to distractions, so getting her there without being seen will suuuck.

If you follow the mission story then she just hands it to you, but I don’t think the mission story can be done SO. Also you can just shoot the door open lel

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Well this mission was fuckin’ weird even by Hitman standards.

I couldn’t get the manual or whatever in the weird house, so I just blew the personality out of Eminem’s head from a distance with a Silverballer and jumped into the bathroom mirror to run off. Still got the Jason outfit from it.

Is this the last of the promised Celebrity ETs?

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Just found it by watching a YouTube video: It’s possible to kill Slim Shady with the help of Eminem.

Here is the video (from the YouTube channel AJ Nguyen)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rph37FwCOcc (shown like that because the thumbnail spoils the method - and I don’t know how to blur the Youtube video - Yes, I’m old :slightly_smiling_face:)

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Back with another flying propane

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You can also use the Bomb Ass Dynamite, or any other explosive :wink:

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After playing these past couple of days I think this is one of the worst CelebrETs.

The weird is not funny, disturbing or anything it’s trying to be. It just seems forced. Voice acting is plain bad. Mission and kill opportunities seem underdeveloped.

The Le Chiffre-mission remains my favorite.

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