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Trump sure has poor taste in friends.

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just that would’ve worked :smile:

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Now if the show can just shut down and never return then that would be great

It must suck to be one of the lobbyists giving Joe Manchin hundreds of thousands of dollars to be a fucking annoying, obstructionist nuisance only to find out he can do it for free

Translation: I am in this photograph and I don’t like it so I am going to deny it ever happened.

Bannon finds new ways to be a fucking mouldy cunt every single day. I think he might genuinely be the only human to have no standards.

This is the most thought out greenwashing scheme yet, this one even has a name: Project Gigaton.

And for something different, here is a piece on poppy growers in Mexico.

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I knew this already, this isn’t as newsworthy as The Graun thinks it is

Oh the lying liars and the little lies they tell also who invited Minaj to the Met Gala? It is supposed to be a formal event not the MTV Awards.

Well that is sickening. In case you miss the one in the paper I should let you know there is graphic content.

Oh now this should be interesting…

You ever see that comic panel? Yeah, still true no matter how many idiots say it is played out and it has never stopped being a good argument.

Also I am pretty sure The Met pick one politician representing New York to visit every year even if they have no connect to the board or the museum.

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I have never seen something like this here.

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I would say they are now calling the election rigged but I hear Larry Elder set up a website saying so before the results were even called.

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Elder Scrolls Oblivion

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I fucking told you it was an Altered World Event! Fucking in your face stupid mundane world!

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I just like saying “Wada”. (“Usada” is fun too.)

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A bit old, but still.

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The sheer number of people who failed these young women at nearly every turn is truly disgusting.

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I am going to leave this here for no real reason.

Completely improvised BTW

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So a man who once misspelled potato may have saved American democracy?

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The man who couldn’t spell potato saves America from the man who couldn’t spell coverage? What a time to be alive.

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Breaking news:

In a shocking turn of events, Jason Kenney actually apologized for something he did.

Even Kenney, the final holdout Premier, is now introducing a vaccine passport.

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Q: Why do the French hate Kiwis?

A: Because of the Greenpiece in the middle.

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