I just had some questions I wanted resolved with regards to a car rental, so I started a customer relations chat session on the website. The person helping me was called “Imogan”. Despite the one letter difference, it was impossible not to picture her this way
She was of great help too, so I don’t care if she monitored me somehow.
But did she accurately predict your problem, or its solution?
I wish this was some sort of bonus mission for Mumbai tbh. Sounds really fitting if I think about the briefing
i was reading the nytimes, and on the dark web there are alleged sites where you can hire a hitman. no murders have been associated with them, they’re largely scams, but anyway - one of them uses a picture from Absolution.
you’d think the real agent 47’s rates would be higher, and less obvious. and i don’t think he would post a such a deep fried picture of himself LOL
Also why is rape so cheap? Unless the “hitman” uses a condom that has the greatest chance of leaving behind not only a living victim who could ID him, but easily traceable genetic evidence.
I love how they gave themselves a pretentious Latin motto (mortem et interium = the destruction of death) and have MySpace level web-design.
Well that’s a fun sentence to into face first when you open a topic.
But also, look at their coding. We’re not dealing with geniuses here.
oof. would not have posted this pic if i’d seen that. :\ it’s comforting to know that “services” like these actually backfire and help catch bad guys rather than commit any heinous acts
Sorry about that, but it just struck me as very glaringly odd.
What a sad world we live in. It’s clearly fake but it wouldn’t have been worth setting up if someone didn’t think another person might actually send the coin over. I mean maybe one lunatic thinking it’s just funny, but @v1deost indicates there are plenty of things like this. 
—— back fo silly thoughts——
Maybe I’ll open up a “day ruining” agency. My untrained agents will be able to do harmless pranks such as 1) super soak someone with water just before they walk into work. 2) deliver flowers that smell terrible. 3) keep dialling the targets phone number and sending them endless emails for 3 straight hours from different numbers and email accounts.
I’ll charge $500 for the water, $500 for the flowers, $1500 for 3 hours of non stop pestering. $2200 and you get all 3.
Not sure if this counts, but I had to go into work to work a 12 hour shift. At some point a guest got a bottled water from our market/snack shop. He opens it right there at the desk then drops and spills it there on the counter. He was apologetic over the mishap… But after he left I got to thinking… He was bald, clean shaven. And some of the water did get on the back of the phone… Like maybe he’s going for an electrocution accident kill. 47? 
if this isn’t the right place to discuss this, let me know. but in the art community there’s this thing called NFTs (non-fungible tokens), which may be described as, “Individual pieces of crypto art, [and] are at least partially responsible for the millions of tons of planet-heating carbon dioxide emissions generated by the cryptocurrencies used to buy and sell them.” (source). this has always reminded me of the Ark Society since they were all about destruction and collecting rare, expensive assets (which is what NFTs are all about). i could totally picture zoe and sophia washington collecting them. NFTs are the perfect real-life backdrop to a Hitman target. perhaps we’ll see NFTs mentioned in an upcoming elusive target briefing
Aftermath of a glass bottom hot tub accident. some senators spoiled adult kid was tragically in the pool when the structure failed. Police suspect foul play, but have nothing other than their hunch.
I am going to say no. I looked at the person’s profile and this looks like another angry cap-G Gamer out for blood and brownie points.
Season of Lust (sorry for the Daily Mail link):
Why are you being sorry? Something wrong with Daily Mail?
I remember people saying things like it’s a right wing-ed news site when I was also posting links from DM, though if you post the same news from The Guardian or any other news sites, it’s all fine and dandy. 
It’s a right wing newspaper that has a pretty extensive history of homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia Islamophobia and so on.
They cherry pick their stories and their facts, often blowing up small stories into massive, shocking headlines to push their agenda, which unfortunately works among their readers, and has absolutely contributed to the hate that exists in the UK
A lot of their articles are disguised opinion pieces, which usually devolves into blaming the immigrants for something.
In short, avoid the daily mail wherever possible
Thank you for detailed explanation.
As I understand it’s also called yellow journalism.
I too prefer to avoid media like this
