if we go off iois previous track record, buggy and everyone will be offline
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I seriously hope the Food Critic is a replay AND not Year Two.
No banana unlock in the roadmap so I’ll just hope its an Ambrose Island mastery unlock.
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It should be 3x bananas to justify using one equipment slot…
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No one man can have all that power.
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Gimme a break.
We should have 3x snowballs, 3x crystal balls etc… or those collectors are just staying dusty in our inventory especially they are breakable.
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And 3x the tranquillizing gum, as the Gluttony escalation advertised it would be.
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I’m unironically happy to see the Food Critic again as a “real” ET.
The last time I was too impatient (and too annoyed by him not moving at all once I stored his personal bodyguard in a box) that I eventually just blew him up with a duck instead of going for Silent Assassin as usual.
This time I’ll be more patient. (I swear)
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NO HITMANFORUM! I will NOT blow up the food critic in a comically large EXPLOSION this time!
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Easiest way, especially if you’ve unlocked the Big One firecracker?
Get yourself a propane flask, and while he’s away from his table on the balcony in the restaurant, walk behind the divider that separates his area from the rest of the balcony, right next to the guard, and throw the flask to the other side between the dividing wall and the railing. Don’t throw it too far, just enough so that it’s next to his seat or table. Wait for him to come back, then just as he’s about to sit down, throw the Big One to the exact same spot and walk away. He goes boom without taking anyone else. You can get SA/SO.
If you don’t mind skipping suit only, bring some poison and as a cook or waiter, put poison on the cake in the kitchen. He eats from it one time when he first goes down to the kitchen, so you have to do it fast.
You can do an easy SA explosion on him with one of the various propane tanks hanging around. There are a couple in the loading area.
Oh, I know how to SA explode someone, I just didn’t want to explode him at all (and the duck was my “I’ve had enough of your bullshit, young man” response to this ET) 
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Truth, truth. That ET is annoying. Especially with the bread basket glitch. How the fuck is that still a thing??
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The bread basket is unintentionally hilarious for this ET, but holy shit is it annoying. It really threw me off to see that for the first time.
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The Food Critic won’t go to the bathroom to throw up if you poison him with emetic poison. He will enter the kitchen and throw up in the bread basket. 
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IOI fixed a lot of the issues with emetic’d NPCs going to bins instead of toilets, but Bangkok notoriously has this bread basket in the kitchen in which SO many sick NPCs will go throw up.
Like you can poison someone upstairs and they’ll walk down to this freaking bread basket. It’s a huge PAIN (bun intended).
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Oh, THAT. I did know that but didn’t know it had a title. Yeah, last year when he was first released for H3 I sent him there and had to use coin tossed and subdue a few NPCs to get him to come into the kitchen office so I could kill him.
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The Ex-Dictator is the least broken of the two. The only real issue is that the body guards currently look like this:
The Warlord seems to have magic powers and can sense when 47 is holding an illegal item, even if she can’t see him, and will always go into lockdown.
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That does look kinda dope, but I’m happy I’m not running into that in the middle of the night unexpected
They could rebrand them, The Shadows and The All Knowing.
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