Movies You’ve Only Just Watched

So, saw Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning yesterday… Gonna chime in with @Kent - it was not the most enjoyable experience. But then again, I fully expected that after the last movie. The pacing is all over the place, the first 30+ minutes especially, where it obsesses with flashbacks from previous movies, trying to force connections all over the place (and continues to do so throughout the whole movie, so we´re suddenly getting stuff like conveniently turning the McGuffin that was the Rabbit´s Foot in MI3 into the beginning of what the Entity is, Phelps Jr., or the return of that one CIA computer guy from the first movie, though I admit he was enjoyable). Picking up on what Dead Reckoning started, the story about the all-knowing Entity AI, global nuclear armageddon, doomsday cults, and talks about destiny and blah blah blah is bonkers garbage riddled with the worst of cliches. It´s all trying to be super serious, but just makes you grin half the time (and makes those few sections where it tries to be more on the lighter side feel out of place).

There are some good parts. I think the whole section on the aircraft carrier, island, and both submarines is great (the implausability of Ethan surviving the whole thing aside), and occasionally feels like it would´ve fit right into one of the older Jack Ryan movies. Both the Sevastopol and biplane sequences are impressive and give you the proper “How the hell did they shoot this?” feeling, but at the same time feel nowhere near as exhilarating and fun to watch as the Langley infiltration in the first movie, the Burj Khalifa bit from Ghost Protocol, or the opera sequence from Rogue Nation.

Indeed. Though I think the problem started with Fallout. M:I as a series benefited from changing directors every movie, so each one felt very distinct and worked as a standalone experience, moreover so because there was very little continuity between them aside from Ethan, Luther, and later Benji. De Palma made a classy old-school espionage flick with a Cold War-esque plot; Woo turned it into his typical action schlock that was all about style (possibly his worst American production and I only ever watched it once); Abrams made the action more sober, focused on the cool infiltration stuff, and tried to make it all more personal for Ethan with the killed protege and kidnapped wife stuff; Bird dropped the personal stuff, adopted a lighter tone and made it all about the cool infiltration stuff and team action; then came McQuarrie and blended the cool stuff, the fun stuff, the slightly personal stuff, and the classic espionage stuff into one highly cinematic experience. And it worked so well that he went on to make the following three movies.

Unfortunately, in Fallout, he decided to double down on the personal stuff (bringing back the ex), started forcing connections to previous movies where it wasn´t necessary (e.g. Max), and introduced blabbering about fate and destiny and whatnot. But at least Fallout was a well-paced film with some great action (and Henry Cavill). Dead Reckoning still kept the good action, but doubled down on the idiotic stuff about fate/destiny, global threats, and everything being somehow connected to and more personal for Ethan (Gabriel, Ilsa, etc.). Which brings us to the mess that is The Final Reckoning.

It kinda felt like when Sam Mendes did Skyfall. Suddenly you had a Bond movie that was not just a fun spy-action flick, but also a pretty damn good piece of cinema, so they had him do the next one. But instead of being more of the same, Spectre was an overtly long slog which was trying to make it all more personal for Bond (granted, that was a thing with pretty much all the Craig movies, but Spectre just felt forced) and force connections all over the place (No Time to Die had the same issues, even though it wasn´t directed by Mendes anymore).

Then you have the lore and character decisions. I hated how Dead Reckoning turned the IMF from what seemed like a highly secretive but still properly official organisation which recruits the best of the best in the intelligence community into a “we recruit skilled people who face prison and force them to work for us” type of outfit (correct me if I´m wrong, but I believe that was never the case, and effectively contradicts previous movies, which is funny given how it tries to make everything connected). I hated what a pulled-out-of-the-arse villain and supposed ultimate nemesis Gabriel was/is (made worse by the fact that in Final Reckoning, his role is even smaller and he´s more ridiculous than sinister; not to mention it doesn´t work, because all we know about him is that he killed some chick Ethan liked and had him framed for it), and the dumb backstory it suddenly added to Ethan. And I found it annoying how since Fallout they turned Luther from a cool and chill character into the blabbermouth for all the supposedly deep dialogues along the “Ethan, it´s your/our destiny” stuff. And of course how they tried to make the whole plot even more “impactful” because global cyberspace, economy, nuclear annihilation, blah blah blah. The last two/three movies just steered the franchise into waters where it never needed to go / should´ve gone.

Sorry for the long rant, lol.

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Too artsy and good for one blind viewing? Too intense, too scary?

I feel that way about Hereditary.
Yes it’s a damn good Horror movie but DAAAAYUM it is too freaky, jumpy and by the end gets really supernatural body horror which I’m like NOPE

No I absolutely adored the art, very well crafted.

No, it’s not scary. I hardly find any movie to be genuinely scary. There are a few, mostly those with pale and dark haired ghost girls kept me from sleeping. But in more recent memory, it’s only been Netflix’s The Hunting of Hill House, that has affected my sleep in adulthood.

The Substance is just so extremely uncomfortable, a lot of body horror. It hit two of my big no’s, Knee and Teeth.

The ending was just silly.

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Bro is afraid of Danny Phantom lmao. The Exorcist is one scary movie, despite its age, gives me still goosebumps.

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Same, at least these days. As a child, there were several movies that scared me so much I almost developed outright phobias as a result (Tremors and Cameron’s Closet, I’m looking at you). But now, as an adult, I don’t get scared in the same way anymore. Now, movies scare me more in a slow burn manner. The existential implications of a movie’s story are what frighten me now. If I’m thinking about it long after the movie is over, making connections to the fundamental horror of a film’s story in a more abstract or hypothetical manner, those are movies that scare me now. Not so much from directly being scary, but based off their ideas or implications that my imagination builds upon (Event Horizon and Maximum Overdrive, I’m looking at you).

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Hey don’t tell me people who can “walk through walls, disappear and flyyy :musical_note:” can’t be scary :laughing:

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Danny is a boy from what I recall, I don’t think your example works.

Is it though? is it?

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I think he was referring to the show as a whole not just danny

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No he’s just mad I downvoted his favourite of the 5 fathers.

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I recently rewatched The Terminator in 4K and T2 in 4K. I been saving them for when I got hold of a OLED tv. The Terminator looked absolutely spectacular in 4K, extremely beautiful 4K remaster and might be close the original Alien remaster in 4K, which is considered by many to be the best looking 4K remaster.

After rewatching both, It cements my view that the original Terminator is far superior to the 1991 sequel. In highsigt T2 might not live up to the hype (I know this is a controversial take), in many ways I found it to be a bit to silly and the Terminator learning early 90’s slang, was a bit hard to watch. It’s not a bad movie, it just ins’t as good as I remember and neither do I agree with public perception that it’s the best of the two.

I also finally had the chance to watch Furiosa a Mad Max saga. The trailer never really hooked me, the CGI and overall visual looked a lot more cartoony. That said I still bought it in 4K and I did not expect to like it as much as I did. What a wonderful experience, it might even be better than Fury Road. Chris Hemsworth Dementus was a real scene stealer and I could easily watch a film about his escapades.

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We would be very good friends irl.

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Ballerina (2025)

It felt like Paloma from No Time To Die had its own movie, which would make sense cause Ana de Armas is made for this kind of character (badass feminine type, who loves action) and has the charisma.
The revenge story is simplistic ; she uses her anger to become a killer of the Ruska Roma gang (protector more precisely, with another Slavic term), until she finds the target she was looking for.

We are in the middle of the John Wick universe with John Wick himself!
And of course Ballerina and Baba Yaga team up for while.
The town of Hallstatt as a bastion filled with mercenaries, during winter, is awesome! (#NeedToVisitThisCity)
Shoutout to the flamethrowers battle scene. :hushed_face:

It’s a spin-off that, as it says, cuts off the head of the hydra, but the body remains.
The ‘Chop Shop’ soundtrack revisited :purple_heart:

:woman_dancing: :fire: :water_pistol:

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They are both very good but I prefer Terminator as well. Terminator 1 is just about the best genre film you could make for that amount of money and idk if the same can be said for T2 which has plenty of Big Movie Moments and a great final scene but also does the thing where halfway through it’s like “okay! the heroes got away from the bad guy! what if we hang out for a bit and then explore the interesting idea that Sarah has forgotten how to be a mother and is now a Terminator herself but OH WAIT NEVERMIND THE BAD GUY IS CHASING THEM AGAIN HASTA LA VISTA BABY” and that’s all just kind of cringe if you think about it

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I would agree that the original Terminator is better as a film overall, except for one factor in the sequel that outshines the first movie, and that is Robert Patrick’s T-1000. Arnold might be the reason why the franchise as a whole took off, but for that first sequel, the T-1000 pretty much carries the entire movie on its shoulders. First film, Arnold’s original carried the larger portion of the weight, but Linda Hamilton and Michael Bien also did their fair share. In 2, Arnold was still the same, but more kid-friendly, Linda had some good moments but they were limited, and John’s actor… eh. But Patrick’s role, even when offscreen, permeated the film with a more constant sense of dread than Arnold did in the first movie, carrying the story even when he wasn’t onscreen for long stretches, because you never knew when he would show up, or who or what he might be when he did, but you knew he was coming one way or another.

Just watched Casino Royale for arguably the 10th time in my life.

I can safely say it’s still as good and entertaining as the first time I’ve watched it.

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Predator: Killer of Killers

Three separate but connecting stories about characters from vastly different timelines who were hunted by a Predator and managed to defeat it. The movie also explores what happens to those who win. Well, turns out they all get captured by the Predator committee to be studied and tested for a round 2 near the end and the three leads must learn to work together if they hope to survive. Plenty of action that looks great in animation form and this is one of the best Predator movies I’ve seen since the first two films. :+1:

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I’ve always had a soft spot for Casino Royale. Being Craig’s first outing as 007 it was always going to be a big change from Pierce but I thought he did a superb job.

Quantum of Solace was garbage but they nailed it with Skyfall.

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I think in a lot of ways Casino Royale is just a perfect film for anyone to enjoy. I have a strong belief in general that it’s a solid and enjoyable film from beginning to end and anyone can view it as a one off thing without knowing the 007 IP at all.

Quantum is fine… just I tend to fall asleep literally towards the end of it. (Happened last night)

And I’ll be watching Skyfall tonight.

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Quantum may not be the best, but it gets way more hate than it deserves.

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