I probably shouldn’t find it that funny, but I am enjoying the effort people put into a specific meme.
You can find it funny. If he didn’t want to be banned from Twitter he shouldn’t have been such a dropkick.
The Simpsons did it! The Simpsons did it!
Also this is real by the way.
There are two types of cars: Ford and Political
I can hear Diana now:
Summary
“Good morning, 47. Welcome to Mar-a-Lago: the “premier” golf resort of Florida. Your targets are former US president ****** *****, his son-in-law ***** *******, and Saudi Arabian crown prince ******** *** ***** ** ****; the three principal actors in a conspiracy to sell American nuclear secrets to the Saudi Arabian government.
After leaving the White House following his embarrassing defeat in the last election, the results of which he still refuses to accept, the former president has taken to secluding himself within the walls of his resort, when not on the campaign trail in preparation for a return to the White House in the next election cycle. An expansive and private stretch of land, the only outsiders welcome here are politicians, celebrities, and members of the wealthy elite… and even then, only those still publicly loyal to the disgraced former president.
His son-in-law, the trust fund heir of a real estate developer, infamously made a staggering $2 billion deal with the Saudi Arabian government on, shall we say, questionable grounds, the details of which have not been made public. A charismatic charlatan cut from the same cloth as his father-in-law, he was made a member of the former president’s administration, and was placed in charge of the national response to the coronavirus pandemic… a responsibility that, it is universally agreed, he bungled spectacularly, resulting in the preventable deaths of hundreds of thousands of American citizens.
The Saudi crown prince has created his own international controversy in recent years, in connection to the kidnapping and murder of a Saudi-born American journalist, who was openly critical of the royal family. Having approved the aforementioned $2 billion deal, we believe that he has come to Mar-a-Lago to collect on what he paid for.
The former president is believed to have illegally removed numerous files and documents from his time in office, and is holding them in storage in his personal residence within the resort, a matter that is currently being investigated by the Department of Justice. However, the wheels of justice turn too slowly in this case, as our clients believe the files in question contain classified nuclear secrets, which the former president has brokered the sale of through his son-in-law. This would be an utter disaster for the United States, and likely most Western nations as well.
We are serving the interests of two clients in this mission, 47, both of whom, with convenient timing, have separately and independently put up the funds for the contract, with slightly different yet related objectives in mind, and so ICA has combined the two requests into a single contract that covers all objectives. Our first client, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General ******, wants the nuclear files reclaimed and returned to the US government, as well as having the Saudi prince and the former president’s son-in-law eliminated to prevent any information already shared between the two from becoming a threat to National security. Our second client, Senate minority leader ***** *********, also wants the Saudi prince dealt with, as well as the former president, to prevent the two from making his political party’s declining reputation any worse than they already have.
This is a very delicate mission, 47, so use the utmost caution. Infiltrate the resort, eliminate all three targets, and recover the stolen nuclear files. The survival of American democracy rests on your shoulders. Good luck.”
(Names have been redacted to adhere to forum rules, US law, and to protect the guilty)
was the creator of Communism but was not the official leader of the USSR. i don’t see what the problem is here? the prominent leaders was Trotsky, Lenin, and Stalin.
The problem is the first person is saying Marx was the first leader of the Soviet Union. He wasn’t, he wasn’t even alive to see the Russian Revolution let alone the actual formation of the Soviet Union. The first person rejects the person saying she is wrong, ridicules the evidence proving her wrong and then shows a poster of Lenin who she seems to think is Karl Marx proving she has no clue what she is talking about.
Kinda like those people who are convinced that Jesus was six feet tall, white, and looked like the drummer for Foghat, all because of paintings of him that were done fifteen hundred years after his death, on an entirely different continent from anyplace he’d ever been.
Never mind the fact that Marx was German, but I guess she thinks that half of Europe was part of the USSR anyway, so…