Alrighty let’s start,
I think it goes without saying that SwingSwang has been tossed around this forum by people. Some people find it more iconic then Swangtheugly and that’s fair, but the unfortunate reality is SwingSwang was a tiny little accident that was caused cause of a Censorship system that school laptops have.
To provide context my senior year of high-school we all got personal chrome-books for the year and these chrome books obviously blocked out specific websites and word combinations.
This ranged between the Xbox website, YouTube being heavily censored to where you can only watch educational content/Sesame Street with the occasional Defunctland (not lying), to the obvious pornographic material. To get around some of these firewalls to watch normal YouTube I had to use some shady underground tactics involving a different search engine and my personal gmail account where I got a lot of my work emails.
SwingSwang spawned from my boss asking why her emails from me came up at 30 Second something something I forget, so I had to change it to something less questionable. Back to high-school though, I first signed up to HMF in the middle of class back in November of 2018 using my personal Gmail now called SwingSwang. This led to it instantly choosing my name as SwingSwang and I didn’t think about changing it to what I really go by Swangtheugly which leads me into.
The OG, Crown Jewel, Cream of the Crop. Swangtheugly was my first ever username for when I got into online gaming back when the Xbox 360 was at its peak. I’m talking about Halo 3, Call Of Duty Black Ops, etc. Now I know the irony behind it. “Swang you aren’t ugly in the slightest” I know this, but the username is something distinct, original, and doesn’t have numbers at the end of it. I have a cardinal rule with Online Usernames. If it has numbers at the end of it, it’s not original.
I have been Swangtheugly for more than a decade now and I want to fully continue with that even here in the forum.
Swangtheugly is my Gamertag and Swangtheugly will remain my username on things for years to come.
Plus it isn’t like my brother who has one of those cringe inducing clan names MythicKilla or MythicSomething I don’t know.