The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

And now I want Borya (as we call him back in Ukraine) to be an Elusive Target in HITMAN…

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“That chandelier was just an accident. Next clip.”

“See, that light rig had ‘faulty set-up’ written all over it. Just another unfortunate event. Next”

“No, that’s not me. Clearly that’s an older man in a plumber outift with a hat. I obviously don’t wear those things… next.”

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“It is a bald move.”

“That was the easy part.”

“Personally, I wouldn’t have done this, cause…”

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Screenshot from 2022-07-12 00-55-18
(OG Tweet)

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Or he gives them the rating we get at the end.

„That’s a mess, such an armed madman!“

„Perfectly executed, he’s a silent assassin“

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The real reason kids aren’t in Hitman games…

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If Banana Throw Kill was Real -

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It was until now that I didn’t notice 47 in the back (on the left)

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The Constant: I don’t suppose there’s any point calling for help.
47:

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I knew it! :sob:

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Bro you are incredible

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Found this old meme from somewhere and had a little snicker.

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BlackPhone

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8 days to go…


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Meanwhile in a parallel universe, the code from HItman 2 got merged with the code of Project 007 and here is the result -

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I dreamt of playing Project 007 last night, the gameplay/controls was much like hitman, but the target scared me - the same recurring ET from Colombia, I killed him so many time, he keeps coming back and back again, more than Faba - hence made a meme - just for fun (no offence) :joy:

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