What “cheese”? The game is perfect as it is. Just rework the textures a bit.
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The kind of cheese that gets better with age 
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The bad voice acting
Bad voice acting has a certain charm to it IMO. Without it we wouldn’t have “I need to use the bathroom” or the entire Ochoa sequence (speaking of that, I don’t think anything will convince him to fix the bad voice acting since his entire persona image is that of Pablo Belisario Ochoa.)
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I love the Voice Acting of this era of gaming, i dont understand how anyone could dislike this.
Its pure gold
I wish i had a link to the Hotel Receptionist in Budapest just saying “Okey” as a quick response to weird posts.
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As every human on the internet knows only good dialogue that is well-written and well-acted is turned into a YTP.
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Well maybe the voice actors today are better but I still can’t get over “the thing that gets you to the things”
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“its a weapon. Its especially effective against living things”
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My god, the echo! The writing is questionable, the performances are worse, but where were they recording that?! An airplane hanger?!
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I mean its supposed to be in the big Main Hall of the Mansion, so i dont think the echo is too out of place, even if it is a bit exaggerated 
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Fair enough. However, it does distract a bit from the meme worthy bad writing and performances…
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Do you know the food kills? 1 shot to either hand, 2 for the body, and 1 for the lower leg… Then throw the food. Well, the snowball doesn’t kill like a banana, apple or muffin would. And that would’ve been a nice new twist on a Holiday themed contract. 
Besides, you only get 1 snowball. Didn’t we get 3 in H2?
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No, I don’t think so.
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It was only ever one, which sucks since it makes that item very very redundant. At least it actually knocks out someone unlike the muffins.
You could just do 3 leg shots (with krugermeier/hawk pale) and then throw the food. That’s how I did it for my featured contract.
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Yeah Resident Evil 1996 dialogue and performances are so bad have to be seen to be believed.
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It would help if you the master of lockpicking take it with you.
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This aint no YTP, this is Art in its purest form.
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See, I never managed to get the santa 47 during season 1 or hitman 2. It wasn’t until hitman 3 where I got it because the requirement is easy this time around lmao.
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In the Ascensionist ET, the newly installed paintings around the penthouse are the ones you can find stored/placed around in the main mission.
The ones in the meeting room can be found displayed at the same wall they were placed against and near the terrace.
And the ones stored in the guest room can be found in the corridor next to the master suite and in the same guest room but placed behind the bed.
It’s always nice to see this type of script supervision in the game.
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I was happy to find that you can play Holiday Hoarders in VR. It was a lot of fun to see the special holiday weapons up close… I noticed this little message on the axe:
Right around this time, my run turned into a ‘kill everyone’, and I experienced something that completely surprised me.
I had never done it, or even considered dropping the light rig in VR.
To my complete surprise, you get to experience the whole ‘accident’ in first person!
So I recorded it so you all could see.
Enjoy!
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