I would love to know what these NPC have been eating to have puke that’s that color. It looks more like poop to me and, if you’re throwing up poop, you got bigger problems.
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Oh yeah, that reminds me:
7:15-8:30
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! 
I don’t always have my headphones on while playing, so I must’ve missed it before. Dubai staff members will often reply in Hindi when startled or alerted. Don’t know if IOI were lazy and re-used assets from Mumbai, or if it was attention to detail that you can find lots of Indians in Dubai in the hospitality industry.
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Excuse me wtf
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He just drank a Polyjuice Potion
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This isn’t something I just found out, but rather, a wasted opportunity in my opinion.
Anyone ever notice how there is a can of green paint next to Agent Greens position? IO should have made it where we could have dunked Greens head inside the paint can. (Similar time the toilet kill)
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Would’ve been too cruel 
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Would have been perfect is what it would have been 
Diana knows how much 47 enjoys poetic justice.
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Agent Thames: Thrown all the way to London
Agent Rhodes: Hit by car
Agent Davenport: Hit by boat at port
Agent Swan: Fed to the swans
Agent Tremaine: Killed with a tree while in Maine
Agent Montgomery: Killed in the state capital of Alabama
Agent Price: Killed with barcode scanner
Agent Banner: Garotte with some bunting
Agent Lowenthal: Lowen…thaled into quicksand
Now that is what I call poetic justice
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Indeed. But how would 47 pull this one off while in Berlin?
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What can I tell you, it is poetic justice!
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Agent Chamberlin: Idk what’s a “cham” but he was killed in Berlin for sure.
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killed with poisoned cham clowder while in berlin
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A chamberlain is a manservant. The word comes from the Frankish corruption of the Latin word for vault so the obvious way to kill him is locking him in one or dropping a safe on him.
Lowenthal, In German, means “Place of the Lions” or something like that so the best way to kill him is locking him in a lion enclosure in the berlin zoo.
Tremaine means “place built in stone” so dropping a bag of bricks is the right way to go. Plus he isn’t that far away from a bag.
Montgomery means Goimeruc’s Mont or Gomery’s Hill so, fuck it, push him off a hill.
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Speaking of missed opportunities I think there should have been a scripted opportunity to get Alexa while she’s in her roamer route. Like if you poison the cakes and she sees someone start vomiting she goes into the kitchen to berate the staff leading to a stove kill. Just a thought, I dont think she can be lead there thru lockdowns or something but please correct me if im wrong
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Olivia: “47, why are you letting them escape?”
47: “Don’t doubt my methods Olivia. I’ll kill them… They just need to be in the right places…”
(cue Legacy montage of various ironic killings, lol)
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Eaten by a dingo
Too Soon?
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It happened 40 years ago! It isn’t too soon, still morbid though. It isn’t a pretty way for a human to go at any age.
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Dingos ate my Neighbors, classic.