Nah, I only started using this handle when I joined up here. All my other handles were some play on Godzilla, the Joker, or the Walking Dead.
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The one who wrecks docks!
The one with green socks!
The ones with pox!
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Is that goddamned complaint the reason why in H2 47 would start unclenching his fists and flexing his fingers when he walked at random times? I hated that change, his walk with his fists exclusively clenched was fine and the hand animations became annoying.
And no, this isnāt replacing one ridiculous complaint with another. Suggesting 47ās hands are ātoo feminineā (whatever both too and feminine are supposed to mean in this context), is a meaningless whine from an insecure dude-bro who needs everything related to any male aspect to be as masculine and manly-man as possible in order convince himself that heās desirable to women while also subconsciously indulging in his homoerotic urges that he keeps denying; 47 having extra animations to his hands is both distracting, and an introduction of complexity when the original simplicity was already as it should have been.
How dare you criticising the sexy hand flex!
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Sorry, but Iām a straight man; I donāt see 47, another man, flexing his hands as being particularly sexy. For that matter, I donāt see a woman flexing her hands as being particularly sexy, even if I specifically envision her caressingā¦ something, with that hand. Wouldnāt see it as sexy, Iād see it as anxiety-inducing. What if she had a stroke while in the middle ofā¦ caressing. Yikes! And for the ladies, or even the guys of the not strictly hetero persuasion, imagine 47 caressingā¦ you, with those hands, and then something (donāt know if 47 can have strokes) makes him suddenly clench that hand. He could literally kill you!
EDIT: Then again, in thinking that over further, thatād probably be 47ās best assassination technique ever. Just disguise himself as a male prostitute and then when theyāre alone, squeeze his targetās junk so hard it triggers a blot clot, or an embolism, or a hematoma in their brain or something. Take notes, IOI.
Yes, Iām sure. It doesnāt hinder me from having an imagination, although most straight guys wish theirs did. Besides, that sentence could just as easily be referring to a female target. I know the word ājunkā isnāt typically used in association with female body parts, but hey, why not?
Iām honestly surprised, that no one has pointed out that the hand that 47 habitually clenches and un-clenches is the same one that he and Grey cut in the asylum cutscene to leave bloody hand prints on the wall. I always figured that was a subtle callback to that by IOI.
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Another massive heisenberg L
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But the real eye-opener comes when user Mads47 declares that āThis has already been discussed to death in a lot of threads, it really donāt need itās own thread. I know you are new, but as i said this has already been discussed a lot.ā
Mads47? Who the hell is this clown?!
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Iirc he was some backwater redneck type of guy
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First of all, playing a little fast and loose with that word āanotherā there.
Second of all, whadya mean?
Its pretty self explanatory
I know you got it from some tumbler site, thatās a nice Police Squad! reference!
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Dunno, we only have dads47 nowdays.
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Heard heās a shill.
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If that were the case, I wouldnāt be asking for an explanation.
Heard he is a real clown, I hope they didnāt give him a position of power or anythingā¦
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